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A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.

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A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 3:46 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 3:37 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Prof, prof, prof....

Please just don't.

JHC's predictions for October 2015:

1. Politicians will still be dishonest
2. The middle-east will be a hot bed of unrest
3. Russia will continue to act like a belligerent teenager
4. The US will be involved in multiple boondoggles of various sorts and differing levels of nefariousness
5. Jesus won't be coming back any time (soon/ever)
6. The world will keep on spinning for another few billion years until the Sun expands passed our orbit and incinerates the planet and everything on it.
7. The Mets will win the world series (OK, that's a slight outlier)

8. There will be a few natural disasters
9. Miley Cyrus(or another, young, female starlet) will do something that shocks the country
10.Unmarried women in the western world will continue to engage in sex on their own terms without being stoned
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 3:49 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 3:37 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: 7. The Mets will win the world series (OK, that's a slight outlier)

I was with you until you completely jumped the shark.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 3:55 pm (This post was last modified: January 5, 2015 at 3:56 pm by JesusHChrist.)
(January 5, 2015 at 3:46 pm)Nope Wrote: 10.Unmarried women in the western world will continue to engage in sex on their own terms without being stoned

Now that's a prophecy I can get behind!
(January 5, 2015 at 3:49 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 3:37 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: 7. The Mets will win the world series (OK, that's a slight outlier)

I was with you until you completely jumped the shark.

"The odds are a million billion to one!"

"So, you're saying, there's a chance!"
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:05 pm
I have a question. If predictions of apocalypse are due to be an annual thing prof, how far back does this pattern go? Was last year your first prediction or have there been others?
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:42 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I have a question. If predictions of apocalypse are due to be an annual thing prof, how far back does this pattern go? Was last year your first prediction or have there been others?

And how many failures would it take before you stop?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:45 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 4:42 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I have a question. If predictions of apocalypse are due to be an annual thing prof, how far back does this pattern go? Was last year your first prediction or have there been others?

And how many failures would it take before you stop?

Theists don't give up..
If theists had the power to end the world i am pretty sure they would push that big red button already.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:51 pm
Oh this is good...
Right after I posted this, I was laughing at myself, saying "You are totally insane".

Now I come here and get more laughs. Really. Thank you.
I did say I had a guess about it.
Wow, 2 pages. This place sure is busy.
I want to get back to any questions later.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:51 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 2:49 pm)professor Wrote: So there you have it, the odds for the above to fall on the exact same day are extreme.

Extremely certain.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:52 pm
By the way- it is Your nut balls who will push the buttons (like they always do).
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:54 pm
My nutballs?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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