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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:55 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 4:52 pm)professor Wrote: By the way- it is Your nut balls who will push the buttons (like they always do).
Can you give an example of Our nut balls previously pushing the buttons, so I can figure out what you're talking about?
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 4:58 pm
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 5:04 pm
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OK, this is what will happen. I know this, because my ancestors firmly believed it and never question your elders. And the signs are clear.
It will be preceded by Fimbulvetr, the winter of winters. Three such winters will follow each other with no summers in between. Conflicts and feuds will break out, even between families, and all morality will disappear. This is the beginning of the end.
The wolf Skoll will finally devour the sun, and his brother Hati will eat the moon, plunging the earth [into] darkness. The stars will vanish from the sky. The cock Fjalar will crow to the giants and the golden cock Gullinkambi will crow to the gods. A third cock will raise the dead. (I like that passage)
The earth will shudder with earthquakes, and every bond and fetter will burst, freeing the terrible wolf Fenrir. The sea will rear up because Jormungand, the Midgard Serpent, is twisting and writhing in fury as he makes his way toward the land. With every breath, Jormungand will stain the soil and the sky with his poison. The waves caused by the serpent's emerging will set free the ship Naglfar, and with the giant Hymir as their commander, the giants will sail towards the battlefield. From the realm of the dead a second ship will set sail, and this ship carries the inhabitants of hell, with Loki as their helmsman. The fire giants, led by the giant Surt, will leave Muspell in the south to join against the gods. Surt, carrying a sword that blazes like the sun itself, will scorch the earth.
Meanwhile, Heimdall will sound his horn, calling the sons of Odin and the heroes to the battlefield. From all the corners of the world, gods, giants, dwarves, demons and elves will ride towards the huge plain of Vigrid ("battle shaker") where the last battle will be fought. Odin will engage Fenrir in battle, and Thor will attack Jormungand. Thor will victorious, but the serpent's poison will gradually kill the god of thunder. Surt will seek out the swordless Freyr, who will quickly succumb to the giant. The one-handed Tyr will fight the monstrous hound Garm and they will kill each other. Loki and Heimdall, age-old enemies, will meet for a final time, and neither will survive their encounter. The fight between Odin and Fenrir will rage for a long time, but finally Fenrir will seize Odin and swallow him. Odin's son Vidar will at once leap towards the wolf and kill him with his bare hands, ripping the wolf's jaws apart.
Then Surt will fling fire in every direction. The nine worlds will burn, and friends and foes alike will perish. The earth will sink into the sea.
After the destruction, a new and idyllic world will arise from the sea and will be filled with abundant supplies. Some of the gods will survive, others will be reborn. Wickedness and misery will no longer exist and gods and men will live happily together. The descendants of Lif and Lifthrasir will inhabit this earth.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 5:06 pm
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(January 5, 2015 at 4:58 pm)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote:
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 5:17 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 4:05 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I have a question. If predictions of apocalypse are due to be an annual thing prof, how far back does this pattern go? Was last year your first prediction or have there been others?
In his younger days, James Randi used to carry a card in his pocket saying something to the effect of "(today's date) will be the day I die." Every morning, he would destroy the previous day's and type out a new one. He gave up after a while, but just think how amazing his prediction would have been eventually.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 5:21 pm
Quote:7. The Mets will win the world series (OK, that's a slight outlier)
Are the Mets still in the league?
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 6:12 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 4:52 pm)professor Wrote: By the way- it is Your nut balls who will push the buttons (like they always do).
No fair. Because I am a female, I don't have any nut balls so I can't destroy the world. Man, there goes my plans for the next Tuesday.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 6:13 pm
You can use my nut balls anytime. Fuck knows I'm not.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 6:21 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 4:51 pm)professor Wrote: Oh this is good...
Right after I posted this, I was laughing at myself, saying "You are totally insane".
That may possibly be the first thing you've been right about. :p
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
January 5, 2015 at 6:26 pm
I love you professor.
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