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A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
Quote:She got that from the raised fist of the Black Muslims and their groupies.
I explain to my miss-guided buddies at work that the fist-bump is the symbol of aggression, whereas, the open hand is the symbol of friendship.

If these miss-guided [sic] people where you work are truly your buddies, you oughtn't have lied to them. The fist-bump has nothing at all to do with Black Muslims. You're as ignorant of culture as you are, well, of everything else.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
How did I not notice this thread earlier?

Ah, here we go again.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
i think you missed the part where the high-five is code for "get whitey."
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
(January 17, 2015 at 11:39 pm)professor Wrote: I am always amazed that I try hard to put forth simple understandings, yet fail to convey it sufficiently here.
Ohh, I think you're conveying it perfectly clearly.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
Prof is going to look even more stupid than he does now when Obama leaves office at the end of his term and the apocalypse hasn't happened.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
Prof, why can't your prognostications contain dates that happen sooner! I can't wait until September to hear you backtracking, like last year.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
Sorry Steel Curtain, I'm pedaling as fast as I can.
Hey, I did find an article to a fifth Biblical cycle (7 years of 360 days/yr.).

This one falls on the same Dec. 7 2015 Hanukkah day, as the 120 year one.
Except, it begins on the day the Impostor took his oath of office, Jan 20 2008.

That is probably it for these cycles, as five is the number of grace.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
one of the keys of prognostication, is to make the date quite far out.

preferably hundreds, if not thousands of years.

no one can say you were wrong, at least while you are alive to care about it.
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
(January 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm)professor Wrote: . . . the day the Impostor took his oath of office, Jan 20 2008.

That whole "being president while black" thing really chaps your shorts, don't it?
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RE: A little more on the Jubilee & 3 convergences this Sept.
(January 21, 2015 at 4:58 pm)professor Wrote: Sorry Steel Curtain, I'm pedaling as fast as I can.

Well, you're peddling, anyway. It's just that nobody's buying it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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