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Best Reason to be an Atheist:
#11
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
(January 15, 2015 at 12:32 pm)Davka Wrote: i thought the best reason to be an atheist was the same as the best reason not to believe in santa claus.

For me it's the baby bbq's.
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#12
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
(January 15, 2015 at 12:33 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 12:32 pm)Davka Wrote: i thought the best reason to be an atheist was the same as the best reason not to believe in santa claus.

How dare you. Expect coal.

Wait - Santa is in cahoots with Mitch McConnell? Undecided
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#13
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
The best reason is this





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Get a good xians woman screaming oh god while you are doing things to her that she was told all her life is ungodly is the best reason imho.





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#14
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
Sleeping late on Sunday. Not wasting any of your money supporting a bunch of lying scumbags. That's all I need.
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#15
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
(January 15, 2015 at 12:56 pm)Napoléon Wrote: For me it's the baby bbq's.

Damn right it is. Yum.....

Had me some baby backs last night. OMG they were tasty. Of course Satan always takes more than his share. That's what makes him so Evil.

Hey Satan, leave some for the rest of us, k?
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#16
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
Best reason?

My mind is not muddled with false beliefs.

You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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#17
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
(January 15, 2015 at 1:49 pm)Davka Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 12:33 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: How dare you. Expect coal.

Wait - Santa is in cahoots with Mitch McConnell? Undecided

Yes and the Krampus though he is not that bad of a guy though
he scares the shit of bad children and proceeds to whack that hot load
back up there.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#18
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
(January 15, 2015 at 8:57 am)Spooky Wrote: Couple waits until Marriage

I didn't, obviously. But after reading that I'm not sure why anybody would "wait".

Made me laugh, thought I'd share.

Yeah....... Right. I believe this one.
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#19
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
It's not tough for a young woman to remain a virgin for jesus until married.

Especially when there's a biblical poop hole loophole.











Aka saddlebacking






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#20
RE: Best Reason to be an Atheist:
(January 15, 2015 at 12:55 pm)Spooky Wrote: There has got to be a study out there somewhere linking premarital sex to lower rates of divorce...

Actually, studies show that divorce rates are higher among couples that cohabitate before marriage. The theory is that those who are less comfortable with commitment choose to cohabitate more than those who are; it's the problem with commitment driving the divorce rate.
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