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Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
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Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
After the Pope's recent musings regarding how religion should not be mocked, there is quite a bit of irony in this news:

http://news.yahoo.com/pope-sees-shadows-...11726.html

Quote:"On the horizon we see shadows and dangers which worry humanity," he said in the wake of an increase in security around the Vatican amid fears Islamic State extremists may be plotting to attack the head of the Roman Catholic Church.

"As Christians we are called not to lose heart or be discouraged," Francis said in a new year's message to the police.

Security was tightened in Saint Peter's Square in September after intelligence services intercepted a possible plan to attack the Vatican.

He should be OK as long as he doesn't draw any mean Mohamed cartoons.
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#2
RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
He'll be fine in the most ironic vehicle of all time.

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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
Yes, nothing says faith in the Lord like bullet proof glass.
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Oh dear. If ISIL is really going to do something like that I foresee bad things. Very bad things.

13th century, anyone?
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Why would the Pope have anything to worry about? God's on his side! He could run around the Mideast with his Mohammed mask, making fun of Islam, and they wouldn't be able to touch him... right?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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Just thinking it through a bit---the sheer mania that would result if the Islamic State actually succeeded in harming/killing the pope. Meanwhile we regularly drone the shit out of their religious leaders/innocents. Boy will the level of furor against Islam go through the fucking roof.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Quote:Security was tightened in Saint Peter's Square in September after intelligence services intercepted a possible plan to attack the Vatican.


It wasn't me. Although....it would be hard to find a rooting interest in that fight.
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
(January 22, 2015 at 5:21 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: After the Pope's recent musings regarding how religion should not be mocked, there is quite a bit of irony in this news:

http://news.yahoo.com/pope-sees-shadows-...11726.html

Quote:"On the horizon we see shadows and dangers which worry humanity," he said in the wake of an increase in security around the Vatican amid fears Islamic State extremists may be plotting to attack the head of the Roman Catholic Church.

"As Christians we are called not to lose heart or be discouraged," Francis said in a new year's message to the police.

Security was tightened in Saint Peter's Square in September after intelligence services intercepted a possible plan to attack the Vatican.

He should be OK as long as he doesn't draw any mean Mohamed cartoons.

Wow. That's an excellent plan if they really want an actual Holy War. Clap
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RE: Vatican on Alert - ISIS Threat
Trying...trying...trying...nope, can't bring myself to care. Horrible Organization #2, feel free to hurt Horrible Organization #1.

Quote:Security was tightened in Saint Peter's Square in September after intelligence services intercepted a possible plan to attack the Vatican.

By this they mean they prayed more, right? Huh
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Quote:By this they mean they prayed more, right?

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They polished their pikes. Fucking things are probably left over from the crusades anyway.
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