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Lars Anderson makes Legolas look like a...
#41
RE: Lars Anderson makes Legolas look like a...
(January 25, 2015 at 10:40 am)Chad32 Wrote: You think doing parkour while shooting is a bit much?
I can see the first parkour-archery accident now.
Guy fires arrow, maneuvers and runs/skates/whatevers so fast that 50 feet later he gets hit in the neck by his own arrow.
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#42
RE: Lars Anderson makes Legolas look like a...
(January 25, 2015 at 3:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Takes me alot of time to shoot,

Yeah, I know what you mean. Takes me about twenty minutes, on average.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#43
RE: Lars Anderson makes Legolas look like a...
I used to compete in parkour-archery competitions, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#44
RE: Lars Anderson makes Legolas look like a...
This man's skill is epic.
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#45
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Very impressive!
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#46
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(January 25, 2015 at 3:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 25, 2015 at 3:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Takes me alot of time to shoot,

Yeah, I know what you mean. Takes me about twenty minutes, on average.

Braggart.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#47
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Jealous. Angel
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#48
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https://www.nerdist.com/2015/01/did-that...-internet/

Shut up, Rhythm. Angry
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#49
RE: Lars Anderson makes Legolas look like a...
Regardless of this new info, he is still impressively better than probably this whole forum put together.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#50
RE: Lars Anderson makes Legolas look like a...
(January 25, 2015 at 6:37 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Jealous. Angel

Hey, pal...I once made love for an hour and two minutes.

Of course, that was the night we set the clocks ahead....

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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