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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 8:17 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 8:14 pm)Xeno Wrote: All sock sleepers must be registered in the Book of All Evil if they don't want their footwear confiscated.
Well, there must be
some kind of register they can go on, at least. I mean, there's sick and then there's sick.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 8:19 pm
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 8:25 pm
Aren't Christians against incest?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 8:26 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 8:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know that?
Stalking Dawkins?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 8:59 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 7:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm very wasteful, I'm afraid. I can never eat a whole baby, so I end up throwing most of it away.
Don't feel bad, lots of jews just eat the foreskin..
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 9:17 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 7:47 pm)Blackout Wrote: Since atheists are famous for eating babies at breakfast, we might as well come out of the closet - I eat them for lunch and dinner as well, sometimes in the afternoon snack.
Wait... there are people who thought we stopped at one baby per day?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 28, 2015 at 9:29 pm
Baby pie?
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