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How many babies do you eat a week?

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How many babies do you eat a week?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 4:44 am
If you think that's bad you should see those guys who rip the tags off mattresses. Sick bastards.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 4:46 am
Lol! No, what? Someone would really do that? :o

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 9:43 pm
A true connoisseur eats them straight at the source!
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 10:01 pm
(January 29, 2015 at 9:43 pm)Brakeman Wrote: A true connoisseur eats them straight at the source!

Blowjobs? I'm afraid I'm not cut out for that.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 10:19 pm (This post was last modified: January 29, 2015 at 11:45 pm by Darkstar.)
Just in case any of you guy like eating free range babies (I've heard they taste better), you might want to learn a few self-defense moves in case they get ornery. Nothing ruins an appetite more than your would-be meal escaping and going on a homicidal rampage.

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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 10:26 pm
I feel like that guy was slamming an infant on the bed... I am not sure how I feel about that. But that video killed me.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 10:29 pm
Philly Babysteak with cheddar, swiss and portabella is pretty good. I also make a mean shrimp and toddler paella.
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 29, 2015 at 10:46 pm
(January 29, 2015 at 10:01 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 29, 2015 at 9:43 pm)Brakeman Wrote: A true connoisseur eats them straight at the source!

Blowjobs? I'm afraid I'm not cut out for that.

No not a penis! The box it comes in, silly!
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
January 30, 2015 at 1:11 am
Aborted fetuses are the sushi of baby cuisine.
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