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How many babies do you eat a week?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
(January 28, 2015 at 8:14 pm)Xeno Wrote: All sock sleepers must be registered in the Book of All Evil if they don't want their footwear confiscated.

Well, there must be some kind of register they can go on, at least. I mean, there's sick and then there's sick.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Not to be confused with sick or sick. It may lead to hilarious misunderstandings.
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#23
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Aren't Christians against incest?
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RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
(January 28, 2015 at 8:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: How do you know that?

Stalking Dawkins?

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#25
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Mmmmmmmmm

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You do realize that this is cannibalism, right?
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#27
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(January 28, 2015 at 7:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm very wasteful, I'm afraid. I can never eat a whole baby, so I end up throwing most of it away.

Don't feel bad, lots of jews just eat the foreskin..

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#28
RE: How many babies do you eat a week?
(January 28, 2015 at 7:47 pm)Blackout Wrote: Since atheists are famous for eating babies at breakfast, we might as well come out of the closet - I eat them for lunch and dinner as well, sometimes in the afternoon snack.

Wait... there are people who thought we stopped at one baby per day?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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#29
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3.
Or pi, if you're a christian. AngelBig Grin
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Baby pie?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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