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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 7:29 pm
With moonshine, lube
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 7:32 pm
And caramel sauce.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 7:46 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 8:03 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 8:07 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 8:30 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 8:30 pm by Lucanus.)
called green piss.)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 8:32 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 8:38 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 8:40 pm (This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 8:41 pm by Losty.)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 10, 2015 at 9:27 pm
, THE metaphor for
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