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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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#1921
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 1:59 pm
. "Ring, ding, dong!"


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#1922
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 2:00 pm
shlong fong tong
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 2:01 pm
, the Chinese baker


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 2:02 pm
burned fortune snookies
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#1925
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 2:05 pm
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted Bastien


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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February 13, 2015 at 2:05 pm
my clogs melted !!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 2:37 pm
In Jesus' name
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 2:44 pm
we're clogless, damn!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 3:00 pm
"QUICK! CALL 911!"
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 13, 2015 at 3:00 pm
The dispatcher yelled
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