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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 10:36 am
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February 14, 2015 at 10:39 am
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 10:40 am
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February 14, 2015 at 10:41 am
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February 14, 2015 at 10:42 am (This post was last modified: February 14, 2015 at 10:42 am by Norman Humann.)
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February 14, 2015 at 10:42 am
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February 14, 2015 at 10:43 am
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February 14, 2015 at 10:44 am
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February 14, 2015 at 10:45 am
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 10:45 am (This post was last modified: February 14, 2015 at 10:46 am by Lucanus.)
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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