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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 3:44 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 3:48 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 3:49 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2015 at 3:50 pm by Losty.)
Full of ham
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 3:53 pm
sweet, salty kind
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 3:56 pm
But not kosher
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 4:00 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 4:52 pm
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#2348
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 4:54 pm
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 5:03 pm
And cheese on
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 14, 2015 at 5:17 pm
. That's not kosher
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