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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 7:49 am (This post was last modified: February 15, 2015 at 7:49 am by Lucanus.)
always works!" Bulgarian
(I googled it, and I wish I could unsee it)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 7:51 am
bullshit threatens your

(nooo you fool! now you're scarred for life... like me)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 8:21 am
higher brain functions
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 8:26 am
and overall sanity
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 8:59 am
, causing western civilization
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 9:01 am
to collapse and
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 9:03 am
form a black
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 9:03 am
hole, sucking in
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 9:05 am
all forms of
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 15, 2015 at 9:08 am
life besides Azis
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