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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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#3741
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 3:01 pm
crevices. Cunning linguists
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#3742
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 3:04 pm
(bbut... the... the codpiece!)

call for codpieces
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#3743
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 3:13 pm
in Pig Latin:
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#3744
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 4:26 pm
codae piceam manere!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#3745
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 6:02 pm
never gonna give
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#3746
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 6:26 pm
you $5, Carl.
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#3747
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 11:17 pm
You promised an
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 11:26 pm
irresistible fruitcake, but
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#3749
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 11:27 pm
San Francisco lost
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 24, 2015 at 11:29 pm
Godamnit, Carl. I
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