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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:16 pm
Clean the linens
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:17 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 1:17 pm by Lucanus.)
and quickscope scrubs


[come on people! give some rep to Losty!]
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#3893
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:17 pm
and other bullshit
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#3894
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:38 pm
wrought upon me
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 1:41 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 1:41 pm by Norman Humann.)
by these motherfuckers
(February 26, 2015 at 1:17 pm)Lucanus Wrote: [come on people! give some rep to Losty!]

[Exactly! I thought I was the only one bothered by it]
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Losty Offline
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 2:07 pm
My reputation suffered
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 2:25 pm
like my vagina
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 2:36 pm
when I inserted
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 2:39 pm
$0.25 to call
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
February 26, 2015 at 2:40 pm
my poor hamster
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