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Never ending story: add 3 words!
#31
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
whole thing was
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#32
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
EDIT; ninja'd


a blur. Fuck
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#33
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
the establishment. He
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#34
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
Grabbed the razor
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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#35
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
wire which was
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#36
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
In his asshole
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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#37
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
. Metaphorically of course.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#38
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
and proceeded to
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#39
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
thrash at his
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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#40
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
enemy- the small
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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