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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
Losty Offline
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 2:31 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 2:37 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2015 at 2:38 pm by Kitty Galore.)
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 2:37 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2015 at 2:37 pm by IATIA.)
loud in an
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 2:42 pm
audible voice. Then
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 2:58 pm
a loud voice
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 3:12 pm
Told me to
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 3:24 pm
kill, kill, kill,
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 3:25 pm
And also murder
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 3:26 pm
It was Mario
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 1, 2015 at 3:28 pm
Lemuix, super rabbi
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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