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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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 (March 4, 2015 at 5:03 pm)Norman Humann Wrote:(March 4, 2015 at 4:59 pm)Alex K Wrote: (do I szmell a czellence? I mean, I do have the original to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aFA_22ST10
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 4, 2015 at 6:14 pm
(This post was last modified: March 4, 2015 at 6:17 pm by Norman Humann.)
[Ok, first off, LMFAO!! Second, I'm impressed. Great job!
 I could hear you struggling on the 'rz' parts :p you should start learning Polish!You still sound like a foreigner, but way way way better than my family from Germany. Once my aunt tried to say "dzień dobry" and it took me like 5 minutes to figure out what she said :p] 
onto her fat
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” Epicurus 
Cum dripping cunt
from Planet Crapulon
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Carl is tired
and cunt sniffing
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
metaphorically, of course.
Poo-flinging monkeys
attacked the Codpiece
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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