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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 9:48 am
(damn straight it is)

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 9:48 am
... moving on. Jesus
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 10:38 am
tried to take
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 10:39 am
a day off
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 10:46 am
and got replaced
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 11:02 am (This post was last modified: March 6, 2015 at 11:03 am by Alex K.)
by Simon, who
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 11:04 am
is very bossy.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 11:06 am
Simon says: three
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 11:08 am
hops on one
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
March 6, 2015 at 11:10 am (This post was last modified: March 6, 2015 at 11:11 am by Alex K.)
beer and three
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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