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Never ending story: add 3 words!

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Never ending story: add 3 words!
DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Offline
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 11:08 am
feeding on anger
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 11:46 am
and angst and
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#5953
RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 12:06 pm
raspberry filled donuts.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 1:09 pm
Cherry is better
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 1:13 pm
pooped out vaginas
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 2:48 pm
or pooped in
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 3:28 pm
. Poop is gross.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 3:42 pm
, especially on toast.
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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 4:22 pm
Ghost host toast
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Never ending story: add 3 words!
April 13, 2015 at 4:38 pm
goes thusly: my
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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