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#31
RE: Help me.
February 10, 2015 at 5:49 am
Clearly, wifi can reach the router and the router can reach the outside world.
Considering wifi's maximum reach, in open field, is about 600 meters, I suggest you head towards the router! Wink
But keep your phone with you.
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#32
RE: Help me.
February 10, 2015 at 5:58 am (This post was last modified: February 10, 2015 at 5:59 am by Alex K.)
(February 8, 2015 at 10:58 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: My wifi name is is JearlPam. There's a really cool gig poster I have for it, it's in the living room. Router password: VedderButShesStillHungry.

OH NO! I know what's wrong, poor guy is stuck in a time loop in 1991!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#33
RE: Help me.
February 10, 2015 at 12:24 pm
@OP

...have you tried turning it off and on again?
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#34
RE: Help me.
February 10, 2015 at 1:28 pm
Did I just talk to you on the IT support line?
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

Index of useful threads and discussions
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#35
RE: Help me.
February 11, 2015 at 2:30 am
I found the door an hour ago, and it's weird. Not that this whole damn thing hasn't been weird enough. The knob turned just like it should, but I don't know. The latch doesn't turn with the knob. There's some give when I rattle the thing in its frame. Also, the knob seems unusually warm to the touch. There's no light coming from inside.

Been hunkered down here ever since. I don't know what it is. I think I can bash the door in if I try hard enough. $500 a month gets you doors made basically of really thick paper.

I just have this fear that I'm going to find my own dashed hopes behind it.
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#36
RE: Help me.
February 11, 2015 at 4:18 am
Open the damn door!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#37
RE: Help me.
February 11, 2015 at 5:27 am
(February 11, 2015 at 2:30 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: I found the door an hour ago,
errr... which door?
Front door?
Bedroom door?
Kitchen door?

(February 11, 2015 at 2:30 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Been hunkered down here ever since. I don't know what it is. I think I can bash the door in if I try hard enough. $500 a month gets you doors made basically of really thick paper.
By now, the rent is the least of your worries, no?

(February 11, 2015 at 2:30 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: I just have this fear that I'm going to find my own dashed hopes behind it.

Face your fears.
Nothing will come of it, if you do nothing.
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#38
RE: Help me.
February 11, 2015 at 5:38 am
Before you bash down the door, try drawing a silly face on it, if your room is like that room1408, then your best bet at getting out would be to confuse the room.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
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#39
RE: Help me.
February 13, 2015 at 9:20 am
Hey!
You still there?
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#40
RE: Help me.
February 13, 2015 at 7:48 pm
Dude, stop watching cat videos and open the damn door.
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