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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
February 9, 2015 at 11:37 am
Sylvia's slick syphilis
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
February 9, 2015 at 11:45 am
Chloe's Charming Chlamydia?
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
February 9, 2015 at 11:51 am
Rebecca's riveting rabies
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
February 9, 2015 at 11:53 am
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
February 9, 2015 at 11:59 am
(February 9, 2015 at 11:53 am)Chas Wrote: Andrea's Amazing Auto Accident
Oh, that's genius.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
February 9, 2015 at 12:00 pm
David's degenerative dick disease.
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
February 9, 2015 at 12:03 pm
(February 9, 2015 at 12:00 pm)robvalue Wrote: David's degenerative dick disease.
Alliterative and specific. Nice work.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Melanie's marvelous measles
February 9, 2015 at 12:12 pm
So... this is a real book? Written by real people?
