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New Guy
#11
RE: New Guy
Welcome aboard.
Enjoy your time around these parts, stranger.
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#12
RE: New Guy
Welcome Vox! Nice to meet you! Big Grin
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#13
RE: New Guy
Quote:I love science! What kind of science do you like?
ALL KINDS!! Haha except Punnet Squares (spelling?), I always failed those in high school biology.

Quote:I love your nickname!
Thanks! I've had it along time! I found it from the This is War Album from 30 Seconds to Mars.. Vox Populi is a good song and so is "This is War" song. Its a song about peace as weird as it is (stated in the beginning) Watch the video haha you will laugh at those they call "liars".

Quote:The desert and beverage cart will be along shortly. Don't touch the scones.
Oh no.. what's in the scones? Just tell them to pass me. I am trying to not get fat. I must maintain my girlish figure if I wish to meet the right guy haha.

Quote:Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission and rip the tags off of your mattress.
What kind of forum did I find??? HAHA Just Kidding!

Quote:Oh, my. You sound far too intelligent for the redmneck morons running that place. Get out while you still can!

Found that out the hard way! Signed a lease and two minutes later I have everyone in the world asking where I am from. I told them "San Fran" (not really true) and now I am the talk of the town. Everyone invites me to there church or gets down on there knees next to my door blessing my apartment (LITERALLY) Town of 2000 is way too small compared to 200000. Can't wait till October!

Thanks everyone for the welcomes! I have already looked around and I think I will really like it here!

-Andrew
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#14
RE: New Guy
Welcome Andrew!
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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#15
RE: New Guy
Welcome Andrew!

Hope you enjoy it here.

Idaho is a tough place for a gay non-believer... You should move to Alabama or something! Tongue

Join in, my friend! Our resident baker should be along with your welcome muffins soon.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
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#16
RE: New Guy
Welcome
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#17
RE: New Guy
Welcome new guy. I hope you enjoy these blueberry welcome muffins

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#18
RE: New Guy
No you got it wrong, I like your nickname because it means voice of the people and it's an important democratic principle (perhaps the most important)
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#19
RE: New Guy
Welcome to the forum.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#20
RE: New Guy
Welcome.

Remember that barbequing kittens will likely get you vivisected by the resident psychotic medical person.

Wink

Puppies cook better, anyway.
Dying to live, living to die.
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