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Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?

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Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
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Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 4, 2015 at 7:20 pm
Festival of denial, I imagine.

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-31718336

Quote:Scientists have unearthed the jawbone of what they claim is one of the very first humans.

The 2.8 million-year-old specimen is 400,000 years older than researchers thought that our kind first emerged.

The discovery in Ethiopia suggests climate change spurred the transition from tree dweller to upright walker.


And the notion about climate change should piss off their republicunt allies, too.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 4, 2015 at 7:26 pm
That jawbone was clearly placed there by the devil.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 4, 2015 at 7:32 pm
You know, I wonder why they don't realize, when they they use that line, that it makes Satan out to be a whole lot smarter than their fucking god.

Poor god. Bastard can't do anything right.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 4, 2015 at 7:40 pm
A two-for-one kick in the balls.

Excellent.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 4, 2015 at 9:21 pm
(March 4, 2015 at 7:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You know, I wonder why they don't realize, when they they use that line, that it makes Satan out to be a whole lot smarter than their fucking god.

Poor god. Bastard can't do anything right.

And since Satan has god-like powers and with the angels and what not, Christianity is polytheism. Actually, henotheism, but still, multiple supernatural dudes and dudettes running amok. Why it's almost *pagan*! Gasp!
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 12:05 am (This post was last modified: March 5, 2015 at 12:05 am by dyresand.)
Creationism has been destroyed with more evidence. Big Grin
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 12:21 am
Real Christians will ignore details and proclaim that this is actually the jawbone with which Samson slew over a thousand. When challenged regarding the species of the bone, Christians will simply concoct a translation argument where the word 'ass' is confused.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 12:27 am
XD seriously anyone could take on Samson one on one because he would be i don't know like 3 feet.
Seriously if someone invents a time machine lefts go save jesus from the romans he died for nothing.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 12:42 am
Screw that.

I'll bring them a nail gun.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 1:52 am
If this discovery does not point to my Savior, the Way, the Truth, and Life, then I'm going to pretend that I'm skeptical about science.
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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