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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 4, 2015 at 7:26 pm
That jawbone was clearly placed there by the devil.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 4, 2015 at 7:32 pm
You know, I wonder why they don't realize, when they they use that line, that it makes Satan out to be a whole lot smarter than their fucking god.
Poor god. Bastard can't do anything right.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 4, 2015 at 7:40 pm
A two-for-one kick in the balls.
Excellent.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 12:21 am
Real Christians will ignore details and proclaim that this is actually the jawbone with which Samson slew over a thousand. When challenged regarding the species of the bone, Christians will simply concoct a translation argument where the word 'ass' is confused.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 12:27 am
XD seriously anyone could take on Samson one on one because he would be i don't know like 3 feet.
Seriously if someone invents a time machine lefts go save jesus from the romans he died for nothing.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 12:42 am
Screw that.
I'll bring them a nail gun.
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RE: Whatever Shall The God Freaks Say Now?
March 5, 2015 at 1:52 am
If this discovery does not point to my Savior, the Way, the Truth, and Life, then I'm going to pretend that I'm skeptical about science.
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