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New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 7:32 pm
1. No posting uppercase pronouns unless they are at the beginning of a sentence.

2. A certain theist member of the board is no longer allowed to use the ROFLOL emote.

3. Special pleading will result in a flogging.

Now add yours :p
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 7:35 pm
4. Proper punctuation at all times. Run on sentences are never necessary.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 7:44 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2015 at 7:46 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
Deliberately misunderstanding your interlocutor will result in mockery and insult.
(March 7, 2015 at 7:32 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: 3. Special pleading will result in a flogging.

Please, baby!

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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 7:49 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2015 at 7:50 pm by Pizza.)
You can't post on this forum, if you have eaten shrimp in the past 24 hours.
You can't wear red while posting.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 7:58 pm
New rules: Any theist who questions how atheists can stand to live in a world without god will be shot on sight.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 7:58 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2015 at 8:00 pm by CapnAwesome.)
(March 7, 2015 at 7:35 pm)c172 Wrote: 4. Proper punctuation at all times. Run on sentences are never necessary.

You are going to have a much small forum.
This is a special area 69 rule:

The close ups of dicks to pictures of boobs can be no more than 3 to 1.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:02 pm
One would expect two to one boobs to dicks since that would represent an equal contribution between the sexes.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:03 pm
Just for that, I'm gonna post a pic of only one of my boobs.






Nah- not gonna do that either :p
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:04 pm
Ahh, come on. How about just one, but don't tell us which one it is? Keep us wondering.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:08 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2015 at 8:09 pm by rexbeccarox.)
It's lefty.

Oh wait! You told me to post one and I didn't have to tell you which one. Is that like dyslexia?
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