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**robvalue** · (This post was last modified: March 19, 2015 at 4:16 am by robvalue.)

So apparently god is such a bad author that not only is his book filled with inconsistencies, factually wrong information and total gibberish, he didn't even bother putting it in the order he wanted it read when he was done.

Remind me why I should care about this horse pimple of a book?

I can't believe someone is seriously suggesting you should read the pages of a book in a different order than they appear. If that's the case, a little heads up at the start of the book would have been a good idea, huh?

Thackerie · March 19, 2015 at 8:37 am

(March 18, 2015 at 1:16 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Always a pleasure to watch that again, stimbo!

To me, it was a pleasure to watch it for the first time. Now I've bookmarked the entire movie to watch later. Thanks, Stimbo -- and I really do mean it.

Cool Shades

~~daver49~~ · March 19, 2015 at 12:04 pm

(March 18, 2015 at 11:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 18, 2015 at 11:19 pm)daver49 Wrote: I was talking about me...

Yes, I know. I was drawing an allusion.

Does that mean I reached a higher level in even less time? Give me some of those medals!

Angrboda · March 19, 2015 at 1:08 pm

Haven't read it. Don't intend to.

downbeatplumb · March 19, 2015 at 1:31 pm

(March 18, 2015 at 11:29 pm)ChadWooters Wrote:
(March 8, 2015 at 3:55 am)robvalue Wrote: Read it properly, start to finish.
What makes you think that is the 'proper' way to read it? Not all of it is in chronological order.

It's one of those "choose an adventure" books. If you want the character to be nice turn to page fifty seven paragraph 3.

**robvalue** · March 19, 2015 at 1:34 pm

They should also tell you where to find the books they ripped out of the bible because they were too embarrassing even by biblical standards.

Norman Humann · March 19, 2015 at 2:05 pm

This thread ispired me to read the bible cover to cover, to strengthten my atheism. I've gotten through the first 5 chapters of Genesis so far. I'm taking notes and I have to say, there is not enough space on the margin to call out all the bullshit.

**robvalue** · March 19, 2015 at 3:22 pm

Brilliant idea! Tackling the bull by the horns. By the time you've finished ripping it to shreds (metaphorically speaking) and laughing at it, I'm sure you'll feel a whole lot better!

~~Delicate~~ · March 19, 2015 at 5:01 pm

I did read the Bible. It's a far more complex piece of literature than both Christians and atheists give it credit for.

~~daver49~~ · March 19, 2015 at 5:03 pm

(March 18, 2015 at 11:28 pm)Cato Wrote:
(March 18, 2015 at 11:08 pm)daver49 Wrote: Well, as you well know, a lot can happen after three days. I can only describe it as a resurrection experience!

My woman would be totally dissatisfied with your turnaround time. 3 days? I get resurrected after a beer, some caffeine, a liter of water, and a finger up the ass. This takes all of 30 seconds.

All up them up the ass?

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