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**Faith No More** · March 9, 2015 at 10:21 am

(March 9, 2015 at 10:17 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
Quote:Where are Obama's cheekbones?

The real hard hitting questions here from mralstoner.

Lol, they're hidden with the real birth certificate.

Crossless2.0 · March 9, 2015 at 10:39 am

I think someone has a bright future on Fox and Friends.

abaris · (This post was last modified: March 9, 2015 at 10:55 am by abaris.)

(March 9, 2015 at 7:38 am)mralstoner Wrote: And I am shocked, Frank really is his father, and the whole Dreams Of My Father book was a big fairy tale just to cover up his real father who was a communist, pornographer, bi-sexual, and sado-masochist.

You're sure, you didn't leave anything out? I'm sure there's still a lot of hate for Davis bottled up inside youself. That's not healthy. Let it out.

By the way, Daffy Duck is also black. Have you considered him as Obama's father?

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Norman Humann · March 9, 2015 at 11:17 am

(March 9, 2015 at 10:05 am)mralstoner Wrote: Where are Obama's cheekbones?

It's a wild guess, but I suppose they're in his cheeks.

Nope · March 9, 2015 at 11:19 am

(March 9, 2015 at 11:17 am)Norman Humann Wrote:
(March 9, 2015 at 10:05 am)mralstoner Wrote: Where are Obama's cheekbones?

It's a wild guess, but I suppose they're in his cheeks.

Maybe that means that Davis is the father of all of us. We all have cheekbones.

Chas · March 9, 2015 at 11:32 am

And Michelle Obama is really a man. Clap

Anomalocaris · (This post was last modified: March 9, 2015 at 11:53 am by Anomalocaris.)

(March 9, 2015 at 7:44 am)Nestor Wrote: You don't own any firearms, right?

I hope he does. That way we can keep our hands clean by getting him to shoot himself.

(March 9, 2015 at 10:05 am)mralstoner Wrote: Where are Obama's cheekbones?

They are appearently up your ass.

Thumpalumpacus · March 9, 2015 at 1:36 pm

(March 9, 2015 at 9:35 am)Cato Wrote: mralstoner,

If you drink nothing but your own piss you'll live forever. I swear to god it's the truth.

Nonsense. That only works if he eats his own feces at least twice a month.

At least, that's what the Rosicrucians told me.

Anomalocaris · March 9, 2015 at 1:45 pm

(March 9, 2015 at 1:36 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(March 9, 2015 at 9:35 am)Cato Wrote: mralstoner,

If you drink nothing but your own piss you'll live forever. I swear to god it's the truth.

Nonsense. That only works if he eats his own feces at least twice a month.

At least, that's what the Rosicrucians told me.

I guess that would make him a sustainable shit making machine.

Thumpalumpacus · March 9, 2015 at 4:15 pm

(March 9, 2015 at 1:45 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(March 9, 2015 at 1:36 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Nonsense. That only works if he eats his own feces at least twice a month.

At least, that's what the Rosicrucians told me.

I guess that would make him a sustainable shit making machine.

He still runs into the 2LoT wall ... he's gotta have some shitty input somewhere down the line.

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