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I'm Choppie
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#11
RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 12:22 pm
(March 11, 2015 at 12:19 pm)Alex K Wrote: You never have to apologize for maths jokes with me... Physics jokes on the other hand... Wink

Ooo! I have a PERFECT one for you!

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

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#12
RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 12:23 pm
(March 11, 2015 at 12:20 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Welcome Choppie!

I'm about a 6.9 atheist on your scale, with a few repeats, but not to infinity, unless it's the Christian god.

Stick around. Find a pet theist to play with. Careful though - some are not housebroken and leave all sorts of messes around the place.

Haha, I'll try

(March 11, 2015 at 12:20 pm)QuarkDriven Wrote: Welcome!

(March 11, 2015 at 12:19 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Welcome Choppie! Big Grin

Thank you both!
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#13
RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 12:26 pm
(March 11, 2015 at 12:22 pm)Norman Humann Wrote:
(March 11, 2015 at 12:19 pm)Alex K Wrote: You never have to apologize for maths jokes with me... Physics jokes on the other hand... Wink

Ooo! I have a PERFECT one for you!

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

Big Grin

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#14
RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 12:29 pm
Welcome

Maths jokes! My Favorite!!!!




Wait... weren't you just the robot star in a movie?
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RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 12:30 pm
(March 11, 2015 at 12:26 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(March 11, 2015 at 12:22 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: Ooo! I have a PERFECT one for you!

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

Big Grin

[Image: ResistanceIsFutile.gif]

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RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 12:39 pm
(March 11, 2015 at 12:26 pm)Alex K Wrote: [Image: ResistanceIsFutile.gif]

Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist?
A: Let me atom.

You know, Alex, you could teach me physics in German and I would still understand you better than any of the three physics teachers I had.
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RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 1:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 11, 2015 at 1:33 pm by Alex K.)
@Norman
Vell, vell, dann mal los! Anything in particular that you would like to learn the hard way? Tongue

@Choppie

Awesome! I think I found a small flaw, though... Big Grin
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RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 2:04 pm
Welcome aboard.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 2:08 pm
Welcome choppie, cool name!

Bring on the maths jokes, I love those numberinos. It sucks because you can't be "as close as possible to 7 without being 7" because no such number exists. I'd probably be 6.9 too. When it comes to storybook gods, the only way I think they could be real is some comical cosmic coincidence, or me just being utterly wrong about everything ever.

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#20
RE: I'm Choppie
March 11, 2015 at 2:10 pm
Says e to i: get real!

says i to e: be rational!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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