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I cant do this anymore.

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I cant do this anymore.
John V Offline
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#11
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:05 am
Note the date, folks.
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#12
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:08 am
There is something FISHY right here...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#13
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:10 am
(April 1, 2015 at 9:05 am)alpha male Wrote: Note the date, folks.

Oh! Yes - of course! It's 13/2/4713 in Chinese calendar...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#14
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:10 am
Shut up, this has nothing to do with the DATE!
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#15
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:12 am
Happy April fools
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#16
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:15 am
What is wrong with you guys, I am pooring my heart out and you think this has anything to do with the DATE?
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#17
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:16 am
I feel dumb now Sad
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#18
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:19 am
(April 1, 2015 at 8:33 am)Brian37 Wrote: I can't explain it. Last night I had a really intense nightmare. It really scared the shit out of me. It was real I am telling you. I saw hell and I am so scared right now I am sweating even now. I know I cant explain it but I simply cant do this anymore. I can't lie to you guys, god is real and all of us have to face it right now before it is too late.

I too find Jesus every April 1st.  
Strange enough, by April 2nd I always seem to recover from the stupidity.

Me thinks that you shall too.
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RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:21 am
SCREW ALL OF YOU, you are all going to burn in HELL!
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#20
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 9:22 am
Wouldn't have thought it would be the fear of punishment that would have put you over the edge. But .. nice try.
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