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I cant do this anymore.

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I cant do this anymore.
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#31
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 10:00 am
Thanks for the reminder. 

I'm going to make a point to post a lot on this forum today. 

GLORY! 

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#32
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 10:02 am
Brian, your nightmare couldn't have picked a worse day to happen! Tongue
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#33
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 11:16 am
Me too

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#34
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 12:56 pm
Happy April Fools. 
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#35
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 1:33 pm
(April 1, 2015 at 8:33 am)Brian37 Wrote: I can't explain it. Last night I had a really intense nightmare. It really scared the shit out of me. It was real I am telling you. I saw hell and I am so scared right now I am sweating even now. I know I cant explain it but I simply cant do this anymore. I can't lie to you guys, god is real and all of us have to face it right now before it is too late.

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#36
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 1:33 pm
(April 1, 2015 at 8:33 am)Brian37 Wrote: I can't explain it. Last night I had a really intense nightmare. It really scared the shit out of me. It was real I am telling you. I saw hell and I am so scared right now I am sweating even now. I know I cant explain it but I simply cant do this anymore. I can't lie to you guys, god is real and all of us have to face it right now before it is too late.

Did not fall for it.
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#37
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 1:35 pm
Dammit, I want to kudos Clueless.
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#38
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 3:40 pm
I aum noot a horrrabel spleerler SUE crew all of u!
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#39
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 3:43 pm
(April 1, 2015 at 3:40 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I aum noot a horrrabel spleerler SUE crew all of u!

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#40
RE: I cant do this anymore.
April 1, 2015 at 3:45 pm
I must admit I've been doubting my non-belief as well, recently.

However, I don't find Christianity to have any answers and, after reading online, I've discovered that the Holy Qu'ran is 100% scientifically accurate.

As such, I'm converting to Islam and will soon be making war on you infidels.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go and photoshop burqas on all my pics on FB.

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