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RE: Wondering..
April 6, 2015 at 11:14 pm
(April 6, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Is it, like...a dick pic? If so I would lean towards no. Anything else should be fair game
When I was in the US Air Force, I got awoken at 11:30 PM because a troop I supervised was arrested by the the base security police over an incident in the NCO (non-commissioned officer) club. He and another of America's finest got into a drunken argument (Long Island Ice Tea) over who had the most impressive dick. They decided to whip it out and let one of the waitresses be the judge. The troop's First Sergeant always gets called in situations like this and they always pass it on to the offender's direct supervisors. I was not happy at the time but my troop acquitted himself well in bought beer rounds and lap dances.
Sometimes I miss those days.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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RE: Wondering..
April 7, 2015 at 1:28 am
That's a handsome dude right there. Is that a fish tank I see in the back?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Wondering..
April 7, 2015 at 6:34 am
Yeah dyres!!!
Quit being bashful, you got a good looking mug there!
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