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Christianity and Masturbation
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So Masturbation is wrong in Christianity right? Well kinda sorta, but it begs the question of why would a God care about where we touch ourselves in the privacy of our own homes anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVL3EaA0Zok 
Well that's reassuring to know ;-)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Not all denominations agree on the topic nor is the prohibition a major essential doctrine. It all depends on how you interpret the story of Onan spilling his seed and whether masturbation was considered part of 'pornea'. The pleasure derived from the sexual organs serves to both motivate men and women to join in productive unions and to strengthen the marital bond. According to natural law, masturbation is considered an abuse of the natural function of the genetalia, since it is not conducive to either.
 RE: Christianity and Masturbation
April 17, 2015 at 9:11 am
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2015 at 9:12 am by Pizza.)
Natural law is fact cherry picking nonsense. Abuse of the natural function my ass.
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot
We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal 
What if I am masturbating someone else ?
[ geez, who didn't see that coming?] The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(April 17, 2015 at 9:14 am)vorlon13 Wrote: What if I am masturbating someone else ?If you're not producing babies it's wrong because.........uh....om...The Church says so that's why! Natural law!
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot
We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing. - Gore Vidal  (April 17, 2015 at 9:14 am)vorlon13 Wrote: What if I am masturbating someone else ? Well... did go smite you no so god doesn't care :ROFLOL: or well he doesn't exist.
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Or he wants some too !!
Hey, God !! You up for a reach around ?? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
April 17, 2015 at 9:35 am
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2015 at 9:36 am by dyresand.)
(April 17, 2015 at 9:33 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Or he wants some too !! No wonder why god is full of rage he has the blue balls. Maybe....that's why god isn't around anymore after the bible ends he is up there giving himself a good wanking.
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