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Christianity and Masturbation
#41
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
(April 17, 2015 at 10:52 pm)Polaris Wrote:
(April 17, 2015 at 10:47 pm)KUSA Wrote: Jesus doesn't like it when you lie. I'm sure he doesn't like it when you rub one off either.

Lie about what?

Masturbation is so ubiquitous that if anyone ever says they don't do it, people think they're either lying or have some sort of deficiency. You're extremely unlikely to convince anyone that you never do it.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#42
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
(April 17, 2015 at 10:34 pm)Polaris Wrote:
(April 17, 2015 at 10:29 pm)KUSA Wrote: Yes you do.

Actually, I don't and never have masturbated.

I'm tempted to believe you, and I'm sorry.  Not sorry that you are honest.  Just sorry that you seem to be missing a basic sexual urge that's good for being happy and well adjusted.  Maybe I'm wrong and you don't miss it.  But still. . .  It's like hearing that someone doesn't enjoy food, or hugs.  Some harmless (and in this case healthful) pleasures everyone ought to have.
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#43
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
If it has health benefits, which it does, then god obviously meant for you to do it. Why would god want you to hurt yourself by not doing it?

Whoever told you it is "a sin" is talking shit because the bible does not support it, and they most likely fired one off right after talking to you.

Nothing bad is going to happen, and I'm very sorry for anyone who has had their brain pulverized so hard by religious indoctrination as to refrain from doing it. It's just another method for religion to control you by making you feel bad about yourself. You don't have to go tell your immediate family and everyone in the street afterwards, like I do, but you have nothing to feel bad about either. You really think the ultimate god of the whole fucking universe gives a toss about a toss?

The fact is that we face very serious overpopulation. The idea that firing out as many kids as possible is a good thing is hideously flawed on every level. We need less kids, not more. It's not like if you masturbate you're not going to be able to have sex in the future if you do decide to have children.

Anyhow, I'm off to... never mind.
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#44
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
(April 18, 2015 at 12:29 am)Jenny A Wrote:
(April 17, 2015 at 10:34 pm)Polaris Wrote: Actually, I don't and never have masturbated.

I'm tempted to believe you, and I'm sorry.  Not sorry that you are honest.  Just sorry that you seem to be missing a basic sexual urge that's good for being happy and well adjusted.  Maybe I'm wrong and you don't miss it.  But still. . .  It's like hearing that someone doesn't enjoy food, or hugs.  Some harmless (and in this case healthful) pleasures everyone ought to have.

I also don't like getting hugged.
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#45
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
(April 18, 2015 at 3:02 pm)Polaris Wrote:
(April 18, 2015 at 12:29 am)Jenny A Wrote: I'm tempted to believe you, and I'm sorry.  Not sorry that you are honest.  Just sorry that you seem to be missing a basic sexual urge that's good for being happy and well adjusted.  Maybe I'm wrong and you don't miss it.  But still. . .  It's like hearing that someone doesn't enjoy food, or hugs.  Some harmless (and in this case healthful) pleasures everyone ought to have.

I also don't like getting hugged.

Aw. . .  makes me want to hug you.  But I'd refrain even if I could.
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#46
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
That's sad to hear Sad
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#47
Christianity and Masturbation
I like to masturbate when I'm getting hugged.
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#48
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
I remember a guy in Milwaukee some years ago, just hugging and kissing him was better than full sex with about 2/3 of the men I've been with.

Jesus he could kiss !!

{damn, gotta take a break, I'll be back in a while}

I suppose Jesus wouldn't approve of that either. Mebbee I should have tried washing his feet too ?
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#49
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
(April 17, 2015 at 11:07 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(April 17, 2015 at 10:52 pm)Polaris Wrote: Lie about what?

Masturbation is so ubiquitous that if anyone ever says they don't do it, people think they're either lying or have some sort of deficiency. You're extremely unlikely to convince anyone that you never do it.

It's a sad fact that people do often think like this, especially men. Some people don't masturbate though. Some people are anorgasmic, have never even achieved an orgasm and so masturbation does nothing for them. Some people are also asexual and lack a sex drive so don't feel the need to masturbate. It's difficult for people to imagine. It's like not even being hungry.
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#50
RE: Christianity and Masturbation
(April 17, 2015 at 11:07 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(April 17, 2015 at 10:52 pm)Polaris Wrote: Lie about what?

Masturbation is so ubiquitous that if anyone ever says they don't do it, people think they're either lying or have some sort of deficiency. You're extremely unlikely to convince anyone that you never do it.

I'm in a committed relationship a get it on a very regular basis and I still beat it like a rented mule.

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