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RE: Jon Stewart on The British Election
May 13, 2015 at 4:46 pm
See how contagious American is, Napo..before long Tibs'll be chanting "USA, USA, USA" in the subway.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Jon Stewart on The British Election
May 13, 2015 at 7:50 pm
(This post was last modified: May 13, 2015 at 7:52 pm by SteelCurtain.)
Is San Francisco Brighton in that map?
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RE: Jon Stewart on The British Election
May 13, 2015 at 8:22 pm
How did you guys control anything with that tiny country?! Ohio and the Michigan Oven Mitt would be a fair fight.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue