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RE: Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 2:19 pm
It didn't happen

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May 19, 2015 at 3:52 pm (This post was last modified: May 19, 2015 at 3:52 pm by robvalue.)
Yeah, I wrote down where they were in invisible ink! I'll mail it to you.

Why do people talk about the four corners of the Earth? And being on top of the world? And driving people off the edge of the earth? And the earth is our planet, but when you pick up a handful of dirt from our planet, that is earth too. There seems to be some sort of regression problem there.
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May 20, 2015 at 12:16 pm
Because reasons?

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May 20, 2015 at 12:22 pm
Why would any creature who can lick his own balls give a damn about your problems?

Why do people in the South saunter, especially when crossing the street? Don't they know I'm impatient, crazy, and prone to flooring the accelerator just out of spite?
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May 20, 2015 at 12:48 pm
they're drunk

who framed roger rabbit ?
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May 20, 2015 at 1:40 pm
David Letterman.

Ballet or opera?
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May 20, 2015 at 1:49 pm
Opera!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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May 20, 2015 at 1:55 pm
Greater than the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow.

Has anyone actually licked their way to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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May 20, 2015 at 2:01 pm
Yes, legend has it they reached Nirvana immediately

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RE: Random Question Thread
May 20, 2015 at 6:29 pm
Depends when you signed up. I'd say it's just the time of the month.

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