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Why be good?
RE: Why be good?
Give me ALL THE SHOES and we'll see what the Bagger can do.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Why be good?
(June 7, 2015 at 2:44 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Say, do you think that thing would work on a halibut?

IT EATS EVERYTHING


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RE: Why be good?
At the risk of trolling again, surely the point of a wet blanket is you have to let it sink in. Otherwise you just have a blanket.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Why be good?
(June 7, 2015 at 2:55 am)Neimenovic Wrote:
(June 7, 2015 at 2:44 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Say, do you think that thing would work on a halibut?

IT EATS EVERYTHING



IT ATE A MOTHERLOVING COUCH.
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RE: Why be good?
When it eats itself, I'll be impressed.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: Why be good?
(June 7, 2015 at 2:52 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Give me ALL THE SHOES and we'll see what the Bagger can do.

Can your Bagger EAT A CHAIR?! Huh?!




(we're still not trolling as hard as Randy, you know)
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RE: Why be good?
BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

The BAGGER 293!!!!!

https://youtu.be/cocg1u0nwbI
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Yes, quite impressive.   How's it do on halibuts?
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RE: Why be good?
Throw one in there. See what happens.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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The Bagger eats the planet...

I'm chiefly concerned with rock crushing here,

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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