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RE: Western Religions Have No Monopoly on Lunatics
May 27, 2015 at 9:59 pm
Surely if there was even the remotest possibility of a person's hand getting pregnant - and I cannot believe I used that combination of words in a single sentence - the risk would only apply if he ejaculated physically into the hand, as distinct from through the fist onto or into whatever handy receptacle is being pressed into service? I'd say this idiot hasn't thought it through but that's both obvious and redundant.
The real sad thing is that the religionistas will agree and laugh along with the rest of us when the stupidity is this easy to spot, but still can't or won't see it closer to home.
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RE: Western Religions Have No Monopoly on Lunatics
May 27, 2015 at 10:13 pm
Sometimes when I'm doing rosy palms, I cum a bit into it. Otherwise it does go down the drain in the shower, or into the toilet. Either way washing ensues soon afterwards.
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RE: Western Religions Have No Monopoly on Lunatics
May 27, 2015 at 11:21 pm
Not masturbating and the resulting dangerous sperm buildup might lead to testicular, prostate, and penile pregnancies.
Might be better off taking your chances with the hand variety . . .
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RE: Western Religions Have No Monopoly on Lunatics
May 27, 2015 at 11:28 pm
(May 27, 2015 at 11:21 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Not masturbating and the resulting dangerous sperm buildup might lead to testicular, prostate, and penile pregnancies.
You have caused me to imagine a dark, dark corner of the internet where I dare not tread.
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RE: Western Religions Have No Monopoly on Lunatics
May 27, 2015 at 11:31 pm
There are indeed strange parts of the internet. I once stumbled on a video that showed a woman that weighed about a thousand pounds. She was in her thirties. You can't diet and exercise that off. She would have to have the fat cut out.
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RE: Western Religions Have No Monopoly on Lunatics
May 27, 2015 at 11:41 pm
(May 27, 2015 at 11:31 pm)dyresand Wrote: (May 27, 2015 at 11:28 pm)TRJF Wrote: You have caused me to imagine a dark, dark corner of the internet where I dare not tread.
TRJF There is no turning back now grab a coke and a jack were going on a adventure deep into the web.
because its ADVENTURE TIME! 
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*Note: contrary to the enthusiastic appearance of the above picture, TRJF would like to emphasize that he will *not* be adventuring to the penile-pregnancy forum
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RE: Western Religions Have No Monopoly on Lunatics
May 28, 2015 at 12:20 am
(May 27, 2015 at 11:21 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Not masturbating and the resulting dangerous sperm buildup might lead to testicular, prostate, and penile pregnancies.
Might be better off taking your chances with the hand variety . . .
Tis true, it's one of the reasons married men live longer than single ones. So in the absence of a partner. . .
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RE: Western Religions Have No Monopoly on Lunatics
May 29, 2015 at 12:56 am
That guy sounds like Moses in Leviticus.
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