| Poll: Will you drink with Dionysus? This poll is closed. |
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| Yes, but only if he really exists. | 4 | 15.38% | |
| Yes, I will drink wine regardless of his existence. | 18 | 69.23% | |
| No, I am a twat. | 4 | 15.38% | |
| Total | 26 vote(s) | 100% | |
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If in the end, you found that god really existed...
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 (June 2, 2015 at 10:53 pm)Spooky Wrote: If I pray hard enouggh will wine appear on my empty wine rack? No, he does not create things out of nothing. He only makes it possible for there to be wine. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
Did he teach jebus the old turn water into wine trick?
Or did jebus outsource to him on commision.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
He gave us the homebrew kit, so we can turn water into wine for ourselves. Then later we can turn wine into water. It's a piece of piss.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 2, 2015 at 11:17 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Did he teach jebus the old turn water into wine trick? Jesus (if he existed, and he probably did not), was just doing a magic trick. I have actually seen a magician do a magic trick of turning water into wine, pouring from one container into another, just like in the Bible. (I mean that seriously, though given the way I often post, I wonder if you will believe me when I am telling you the truth?) It is just a con job, nothing real. It is like sawing a lady in half. Magicians are just creating illusions, not reality. With Dionysus, you get reality. Wine, in sufficient quantity, really gets you drunk. If one bottle is not enough, try two, three, four, or five. If that is not enough, you should switch to hard liquor. Dionysus is not against going with very strong drinks. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
 (May 31, 2015 at 8:22 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: ...and you recognize that Dionysus is real, would you be willing to drink a glass of wine with him? Only if he takes a bong hit as well. (June 4, 2015 at 1:04 pm)Mental Outlaw Wrote:(May 31, 2015 at 8:22 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: ...and you recognize that Dionysus is real, would you be willing to drink a glass of wine with him? He would be fine with that. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
(June 4, 2015 at 2:13 pm)Mental Outlaw Wrote: I'm game then, not much of a wine drinker but I'll drink for him, he's got cheese too right? You can eat whatever you want. If wine is not your thing, beer or hard liquor are also perfectly acceptable. The main thing is to drink, and have a good time. That pleases Dionysus. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
If he gets us too drunk, will he tolerate a little backdoor action for a truly happy ending?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (June 4, 2015 at 8:19 pm)ignoramus Wrote: If he gets us too drunk, will he tolerate a little backdoor action for a truly happy ending? Do you mean with him, or do you mean with each other? Dionysus does not object to homosexuality. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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