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Alcohol humor......
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 (June 8, 2015 at 11:47 pm)Cato Wrote: I enjoy telling young earth creationists that the Sumerians were having a keg party while God was supposedly creating the Earth. The imperfect messy reality with all the disasters crime disease and war if one is going to claim a creator, would be more like a drunk driver deserving of getting arrested. So when someone says "God is real", my argument would be, "Ok, so when is that jackass going to get arrested?"  RE: Alcohol humor......
June 9, 2015 at 9:35 am
(This post was last modified: June 9, 2015 at 9:35 am by Alex K.)
Reality is a delusion induced by a lack of alcohol?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(June 9, 2015 at 9:35 am)Alex K Wrote: Reality is a delusion induced by a lack of alcohol? Huh? No. I am saying the idea of a god existing is absurd. Considering everything that happens in reality only an inept or cruel being would allow such things to happen. It makes much more sense to know all this is a crap shoot rather than stupidly thinking their is a sky puppet master in control. (June 9, 2015 at 9:47 am)Brian37 Wrote:(June 9, 2015 at 9:35 am)Alex K Wrote: Reality is a delusion induced by a lack of alcohol? Oh that wasn't meant as a reply to your post, but yes I agree 
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(June 9, 2015 at 9:52 am)Alex K Wrote:(June 9, 2015 at 9:47 am)Brian37 Wrote: Huh? No. I am saying the idea of a god existing is absurd. Considering everything that happens in reality only an inept or cruel being would allow such things to happen. It makes much more sense to know all this is a crap shoot rather than stupidly thinking their is a sky puppet master in control. In all seriousness, this is literal evidence of evolution in how our species perceptions are notoriously flawed. In this case on my part. Text can be hard to interpret context. But our interpretations of what we observe about anything in life can be false. This is also the evolutionary gap filling that leads to the creation of god claims and religions. Our species evolved to make quick decisions because survival didn't always allow us to step back and assess and test and falsify. So in this case, because my name didn't appear in your quote, I falsely assumed(gap filled). But every human does this everyday and most of the time are unaware we are doing it. This was not meant to become a serious thread, but I do like to take the time when I can to point out scientific reality through mundane everyday events. 
I have too much blood in my alcohol system.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  
This joke may be difficult without visually demonstrating the sign of the cross. I'll use north, south, west and east at the appropriate time.
Two Irishmen were vacationing in Rome and arguing who was the best Catholic over some beers. One said he was the best since he personally knew the Pope, prompting the other to call bullshit. To settle the debate it was decided that the Pope's pal would take a cooler of beer and share one with the Pope. Once they got to Vatican City, the denier was too scared to approach and hid behind a bush. The Pope's buddy set his cooler at the door and rang the bell. The guy in the bushes was flabbergasted. He couldn't make out what was being said, but watched the Pope bless his friend with the sign of the cross. After returning, the denier was sincerely apologetic since it was obvious his friend knew the Pope. He couldn't hear the conversation so he asked his friend what the Pope had to say. He said, "You (north), grab your beer (south), get your buddy out of the bushes (west) and get the fuck out of here (east)". |
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