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Alcohol humor......
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 Alcohol humor......
June 8, 2015 at 2:30 pm
(This post was last modified: June 8, 2015 at 2:32 pm by Brian37.)
You can be completely honest as a drinker when saying " I have never had a single drop of alcohol in my life" and be constant following it up with "Now glasses, mugs, bottles and kegs, that is a completely different story".
Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.
--Homer Simpson 
'An Irishman is never truly drunk as long as he can hold onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.' - Anon.
'It was a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.' W.C. Fields. 'I feel bad for people who don't drink. Imagine waking up in the morning and knowing that's the BEST you're going to feel all day.' Variously ascribed (but my money's on Sinatra). 'Fuck off - there's nothing wrong with me that an extensive bout of drinking won't prolong.' My best mate Andy. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
I am sure if I grab 10 beers I will find this thread even funnier.
Even funnier would be a thread you only post to when you're fucked up.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein 
I thought the entire forum was that way. Do you mean to be telling me that I don't need to drink heavily before I post here?
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
"Better to have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
I enjoy telling young earth creationists that the Sumerians were having a keg party while God was supposedly creating the Earth.
 RE: Alcohol humor......
June 9, 2015 at 12:16 am
(This post was last modified: June 9, 2015 at 12:16 am by IATIA.)
I don haf a drinkin' problm.
I drink, i gits drunk, i faw down. NO problm! 
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy |
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