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Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
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Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
Quote:Donald Trump: I’m rich, and I’m running for president


Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/06/donald-trump-2016-presidential-run-119059.html#ixzz3dFuTJpKF
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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
"The best jobs president God ever created."

Yeah, no.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
Quote:In a rambling hour-long stream-of-consciousness speech, The Donald vowed he would be “the greatest jobs President that God ever created.” He said he would “build a great wall on our southern border and have Mexico pay for that wall” and rebuild the country’s nuclear arsenal that “doesn’t work.”

Ok, that's just fucking hilarious


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*Realization he is running for president of a nuclear superpower*

That's some scary shit right there
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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
I was hoping he would but I didn't expect it. It should be obvious to him that few people take him seriously. Might as well have Rick Flair run.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
He's already gold, he literally spent about 10 minutes telling everyone how rich he is (complete with offishul srs accownts!!) - he's beyond parody, it's gonna be hilarious
“The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you've lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that's bigger than you are and that controls you.”  - George Carlin
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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
He won't last ... the toupee-induced drag will slow him down, he doesn't make it out of the primaries. Eurobuddies, worry not. A snowball has a better chance in hell.

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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
Quote:A snowball has a better chance in hell.

Um....remember the republicunt "base."


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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0013853/
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
(June 16, 2015 at 10:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:A snowball has a better chance in hell.

Um....remember the republicunt "base."


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Donald Trump is about as popular among rednecks as gonorrhea. He'll capture the business wing, but will lose the retard wing ... and let's face it, that is by far the largest Republican faction.

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RE: Obviously the Republicans need even more idiots - Donald Trump enters the race
All the party needs now is some tight rope walkers and a tent with stripes.
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