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Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
#11
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 8:04 am)Saerules Wrote: *Disclaimer*: the views and ideas expressed here are totally fucked up and are not necessarily the views of anyone (especially myself).

Jews don't believe in Hell because they are sissies. I mean seriously... whether it be roaming a few days months years in the desert and complaining about it to the guy who brought them out of slavery... them requiring their God to be at their side in every battle they God ever won... or that time when a bunch of Jews got their asses raped by a couple of blondes (Nazis): ----->>>>>SISSIES<<<<<-----

Like any other sissy, I have found that Jews go quite well with ground glass, and I would recommend you try this dish at least 5 times before you knock it.

/end disclaimer notice.

Now for my views on the subject: ewquifhqDSVLUWaeuifbclwudbcuwbeslugiuegfaluicw uifodhoewli tf elwasfghdanuliscu bsaUdyfseuailf zcuikszvfuykeacv vefaufavyuay ewgr67iewgfeiiaw7c78bouwb78q78barywuifbcwysbzsuygiblcdyvabw *^ewibcbA DVawelyfuiwa cAEYVWuisssssssssssssssgv cbhnyu,,,jm hnuybtgfdsxdwcefrvvvhnt myui≥¬´Ω®ßcd vfbnhjm,hDJbsajBD,BUQWliudbw UWUQ IluiwbcweuildfbibailuLGBFiuglbafueb8hwf8923h8f9 289h3892h 8fiuedf ebwabliubcaeilw caiwuefilugwaebfaiuwbf wiue fliuwebfiugalwueib feuib flwvaubeawiusv.ba evzgae;wfvaew;fegwabf98 ef ew8f ewh ffhenwfhwuqibf7ebw;feb ilfhcbqxp w;qws ;fhoq.oaiz,.owoamoxaiaqiwjfiae8ydqj8wqoixqiz,oqeqwfehuqihfeohifiohwoifhiwifofhuiqewbgiqubuibfuwafuib8e3983n284nn98n3498fnmei.fjie. fehwf ehwfaefwafh ef Af
fewo;hf eiwhfioaewhfioewifohaleifhywebyeubifguifew;fewfew.

Now I just need to translate my perfect English into Egyptian Hieroglyphs so that you lot will understand it Smile

Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.
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#12
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 9:35 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 8:04 am)Saerules Wrote: *Disclaimer*: the views and ideas expressed here are totally fucked up and are not necessarily the views of anyone (especially myself).

Jews don't believe in Hell because they are sissies. I mean seriously... whether it be roaming a few days months years in the desert and complaining about it to the guy who brought them out of slavery... them requiring their God to be at their side in every battle they God ever won... or that time when a bunch of Jews got their asses raped by a couple of blondes (Nazis): ----->>>>>SISSIES<<<<<-----

Like any other sissy, I have found that Jews go quite well with ground glass, and I would recommend you try this dish at least 5 times before you knock it.

/end disclaimer notice.

Now for my views on the subject: ewquifhqDSVLUWaeuifbclwudbcuwbeslugiuegfaluicw uifodhoewli tf elwasfghdanuliscu bsaUdyfseuailf zcuikszvfuykeacv vefaufavyuay ewgr67iewgfeiiaw7c78bouwb78q78barywuifbcwysbzsuygiblcdyvabw *^ewibcbA DVawelyfuiwa cAEYVWuisssssssssssssssgv cbhnyu,,,jm hnuybtgfdsxdwcefrvvvhnt myui≥¬´Ω®ßcd vfbnhjm,hDJbsajBD,BUQWliudbw UWUQ IluiwbcweuildfbibailuLGBFiuglbafueb8hwf8923h8f9 289h3892h 8fiuedf ebwabliubcaeilw caiwuefilugwaebfaiuwbf wiue fliuwebfiugalwueib feuib flwvaubeawiusv.ba evzgae;wfvaew;fegwabf98 ef ew8f ewh ffhenwfhwuqibf7ebw;feb ilfhcbqxp w;qws ;fhoq.oaiz,.owoamoxaiaqiwjfiae8ydqj8wqoixqiz,oqeqwfehuqihfeohifiohwoifhiwifofhuiqewbgiqubuibfuwafuib8e3983n284nn98n3498fnmei.fjie. fehwf ehwfaefwafh ef Af
fewo;hf eiwhfioaewhfioewifohaleifhywebyeubifguifew;fewfew.

Now I just need to translate my perfect English into Egyptian Hieroglyphs so that you lot will understand it Smile

Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.

I thought the Bible says souls are immortal?
"God is dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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#13
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 9:38 am)Shinylight Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:35 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 8:04 am)Saerules Wrote: *Disclaimer*: the views and ideas expressed here are totally fucked up and are not necessarily the views of anyone (especially myself).

Jews don't believe in Hell because they are sissies. I mean seriously... whether it be roaming a few days months years in the desert and complaining about it to the guy who brought them out of slavery... them requiring their God to be at their side in every battle they God ever won... or that time when a bunch of Jews got their asses raped by a couple of blondes (Nazis): ----->>>>>SISSIES<<<<<-----

Like any other sissy, I have found that Jews go quite well with ground glass, and I would recommend you try this dish at least 5 times before you knock it.

/end disclaimer notice.

Now for my views on the subject: ewquifhqDSVLUWaeuifbclwudbcuwbeslugiuegfaluicw uifodhoewli tf elwasfghdanuliscu bsaUdyfseuailf zcuikszvfuykeacv vefaufavyuay ewgr67iewgfeiiaw7c78bouwb78q78barywuifbcwysbzsuygiblcdyvabw *^ewibcbA DVawelyfuiwa cAEYVWuisssssssssssssssgv cbhnyu,,,jm hnuybtgfdsxdwcefrvvvhnt myui≥¬´Ω®ßcd vfbnhjm,hDJbsajBD,BUQWliudbw UWUQ IluiwbcweuildfbibailuLGBFiuglbafueb8hwf8923h8f9 289h3892h 8fiuedf ebwabliubcaeilw caiwuefilugwaebfaiuwbf wiue fliuwebfiugalwueib feuib flwvaubeawiusv.ba evzgae;wfvaew;fegwabf98 ef ew8f ewh ffhenwfhwuqibf7ebw;feb ilfhcbqxp w;qws ;fhoq.oaiz,.owoamoxaiaqiwjfiae8ydqj8wqoixqiz,oqeqwfehuqihfeohifiohwoifhiwifofhuiqewbgiqubuibfuwafuib8e3983n284nn98n3498fnmei.fjie. fehwf ehwfaefwafh ef Af
fewo;hf eiwhfioaewhfioewifohaleifhywebyeubifguifew;fewfew.

Now I just need to translate my perfect English into Egyptian Hieroglyphs so that you lot will understand it Smile

Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.

I thought the Bible says souls are immortal?

Only the righteous will have immortal souls. Eternal life is a gift from God. Those who refuse will have eternal death. What happens between physical death and the final Judgment is open for speculation. Some believe reincarnation occurs until then. According to this, each person will have a life review (not the Last Judgment) after death to determine karma for the next inarnation.
The Skipper Says:
Good work, Little Buddy

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#14
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 9:44 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:38 am)Shinylight Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:35 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 8:04 am)Saerules Wrote: *Disclaimer*: the views and ideas expressed here are totally fucked up and are not necessarily the views of anyone (especially myself).

Jews don't believe in Hell because they are sissies. I mean seriously... whether it be roaming a few days months years in the desert and complaining about it to the guy who brought them out of slavery... them requiring their God to be at their side in every battle they God ever won... or that time when a bunch of Jews got their asses raped by a couple of blondes (Nazis): ----->>>>>SISSIES<<<<<-----

Like any other sissy, I have found that Jews go quite well with ground glass, and I would recommend you try this dish at least 5 times before you knock it.

/end disclaimer notice.

Now for my views on the subject: ewquifhqDSVLUWaeuifbclwudbcuwbeslugiuegfaluicw uifodhoewli tf elwasfghdanuliscu bsaUdyfseuailf zcuikszvfuykeacv vefaufavyuay ewgr67iewgfeiiaw7c78bouwb78q78barywuifbcwysbzsuygiblcdyvabw *^ewibcbA DVawelyfuiwa cAEYVWuisssssssssssssssgv cbhnyu,,,jm hnuybtgfdsxdwcefrvvvhnt myui≥¬´Ω®ßcd vfbnhjm,hDJbsajBD,BUQWliudbw UWUQ IluiwbcweuildfbibailuLGBFiuglbafueb8hwf8923h8f9 289h3892h 8fiuedf ebwabliubcaeilw caiwuefilugwaebfaiuwbf wiue fliuwebfiugalwueib feuib flwvaubeawiusv.ba evzgae;wfvaew;fegwabf98 ef ew8f ewh ffhenwfhwuqibf7ebw;feb ilfhcbqxp w;qws ;fhoq.oaiz,.owoamoxaiaqiwjfiae8ydqj8wqoixqiz,oqeqwfehuqihfeohifiohwoifhiwifofhuiqewbgiqubuibfuwafuib8e3983n284nn98n3498fnmei.fjie. fehwf ehwfaefwafh ef Af
fewo;hf eiwhfioaewhfioewifohaleifhywebyeubifguifew;fewfew.

Now I just need to translate my perfect English into Egyptian Hieroglyphs so that you lot will understand it Smile

Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.

I thought the Bible says souls are immortal?

Only the righteous will have immortal souls. Eternal life is a gift from God. Those who refuse will have eternal death. What happens between physical death and the final Judgment is open for speculation. Some believe reincarnation occurs until then. According to this, each person will have a life review (not the Last Judgment) after death to determine karma for the next inarnation.

So what you are saying is people will be reincarnated over and over until God can decide whether they have lived a good enough life or not?
"God is dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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#15
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
Gilligan Wrote:Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.

That's what you got out of my post? Huh

I thought my post was about how Jews are sissies... Dodgy
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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#16
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 9:47 am)Shinylight Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:44 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:38 am)Shinylight Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:35 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 8:04 am)Saerules Wrote: *Disclaimer*: the views and ideas expressed here are totally fucked up and are not necessarily the views of anyone (especially myself).

Jews don't believe in Hell because they are sissies. I mean seriously... whether it be roaming a few days months years in the desert and complaining about it to the guy who brought them out of slavery... them requiring their God to be at their side in every battle they God ever won... or that time when a bunch of Jews got their asses raped by a couple of blondes (Nazis): ----->>>>>SISSIES<<<<<-----

Like any other sissy, I have found that Jews go quite well with ground glass, and I would recommend you try this dish at least 5 times before you knock it.

/end disclaimer notice.

Now for my views on the subject: ewquifhqDSVLUWaeuifbclwudbcuwbeslugiuegfaluicw uifodhoewli tf elwasfghdanuliscu bsaUdyfseuailf zcuikszvfuykeacv vefaufavyuay ewgr67iewgfeiiaw7c78bouwb78q78barywuifbcwysbzsuygiblcdyvabw *^ewibcbA DVawelyfuiwa cAEYVWuisssssssssssssssgv cbhnyu,,,jm hnuybtgfdsxdwcefrvvvhnt myui≥¬´Ω®ßcd vfbnhjm,hDJbsajBD,BUQWliudbw UWUQ IluiwbcweuildfbibailuLGBFiuglbafueb8hwf8923h8f9 289h3892h 8fiuedf ebwabliubcaeilw caiwuefilugwaebfaiuwbf wiue fliuwebfiugalwueib feuib flwvaubeawiusv.ba evzgae;wfvaew;fegwabf98 ef ew8f ewh ffhenwfhwuqibf7ebw;feb ilfhcbqxp w;qws ;fhoq.oaiz,.owoamoxaiaqiwjfiae8ydqj8wqoixqiz,oqeqwfehuqihfeohifiohwoifhiwifofhuiqewbgiqubuibfuwafuib8e3983n284nn98n3498fnmei.fjie. fehwf ehwfaefwafh ef Af
fewo;hf eiwhfioaewhfioewifohaleifhywebyeubifguifew;fewfew.

Now I just need to translate my perfect English into Egyptian Hieroglyphs so that you lot will understand it Smile

Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.

I thought the Bible says souls are immortal?

Only the righteous will have immortal souls. Eternal life is a gift from God. Those who refuse will have eternal death. What happens between physical death and the final Judgment is open for speculation. Some believe reincarnation occurs until then. According to this, each person will have a life review (not the Last Judgment) after death to determine karma for the next inarnation.

So what you are saying is people will be reincarnated over and over until God can decide whether they have lived a good enough life or not?
I accept reincarnation as a possibilty. Even in the story about the "Wrath of God" I made in another thread, I believe the punishment in that case may have only been physical death, he may have been back since then. Only God knows when the last incarnation of a person will be.
The Skipper Says:
Good work, Little Buddy

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#17
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 9:53 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:47 am)Shinylight Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:44 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:38 am)Shinylight Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 9:35 am)Gilligan Wrote:
(April 17, 2010 at 8:04 am)Saerules Wrote: *Disclaimer*: the views and ideas expressed here are totally fucked up and are not necessarily the views of anyone (especially myself).

Jews don't believe in Hell because they are sissies. I mean seriously... whether it be roaming a few days months years in the desert and complaining about it to the guy who brought them out of slavery... them requiring their God to be at their side in every battle they God ever won... or that time when a bunch of Jews got their asses raped by a couple of blondes (Nazis): ----->>>>>SISSIES<<<<<-----

Like any other sissy, I have found that Jews go quite well with ground glass, and I would recommend you try this dish at least 5 times before you knock it.

/end disclaimer notice.

Now for my views on the subject: ewquifhqDSVLUWaeuifbclwudbcuwbeslugiuegfaluicw uifodhoewli tf elwasfghdanuliscu bsaUdyfseuailf zcuikszvfuykeacv vefaufavyuay ewgr67iewgfeiiaw7c78bouwb78q78barywuifbcwysbzsuygiblcdyvabw *^ewibcbA DVawelyfuiwa cAEYVWuisssssssssssssssgv cbhnyu,,,jm hnuybtgfdsxdwcefrvvvhnt myui≥¬´Ω®ßcd vfbnhjm,hDJbsajBD,BUQWliudbw UWUQ IluiwbcweuildfbibailuLGBFiuglbafueb8hwf8923h8f9 289h3892h 8fiuedf ebwabliubcaeilw caiwuefilugwaebfaiuwbf wiue fliuwebfiugalwueib feuib flwvaubeawiusv.ba evzgae;wfvaew;fegwabf98 ef ew8f ewh ffhenwfhwuqibf7ebw;feb ilfhcbqxp w;qws ;fhoq.oaiz,.owoamoxaiaqiwjfiae8ydqj8wqoixqiz,oqeqwfehuqihfeohifiohwoifhiwifofhuiqewbgiqubuibfuwafuib8e3983n284nn98n3498fnmei.fjie. fehwf ehwfaefwafh ef Af
fewo;hf eiwhfioaewhfioewifohaleifhywebyeubifguifew;fewfew.

Now I just need to translate my perfect English into Egyptian Hieroglyphs so that you lot will understand it Smile

Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.

I thought the Bible says souls are immortal?

Only the righteous will have immortal souls. Eternal life is a gift from God. Those who refuse will have eternal death. What happens between physical death and the final Judgment is open for speculation. Some believe reincarnation occurs until then. According to this, each person will have a life review (not the Last Judgment) after death to determine karma for the next inarnation.

So what you are saying is people will be reincarnated over and over until God can decide whether they have lived a good enough life or not?
I accept reincarnation as a possibilty. Even in the story about the "Wrath of God" I made in another thread, I believe the punishment in that case may have only been physical death, he may have been back since then. Only God knows when the last incarnation of a person will be.

That is pretty sweet Heart

'Who knows when I'll be back again', It's like The Time Traveller's Wife

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"God is dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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#18
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
So Gilligan... you're (and your Mum is) a Christian who believes in reincarnation??

(Quote vortex ppl - think of my scroll finger!!!)
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#19
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 9:50 am)Saerules Wrote:
Gilligan Wrote:Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.

That's what you got out of my post? Huh

I thought my post was about how Jews are sissies... Dodgy



They aren't "sissies." They're pussy-whipped.

There's a difference.
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#20
RE: Why don't Jews believe in Hell?
(April 17, 2010 at 9:35 am)Gilligan Wrote: Not all Christians (including myself) believe in eternal torment. The Bible says the wages of sin is death. Thus the unsaved will be cast into the lake of fire to be destroyed, not eternally tormented.
So God has failed then? He couldn't, or wouldn't, save everyone or everything from going onto a dead-end road to destruction. The majority of creation had to be destroyed instead of simply redeemed. And worse still, he knows this is a heinous act, he's torn families apart after all, so he conveniently makes those who survive this nightmare forget about it. Is that what you're really professing? I hope not, for your pink soul's sake, because the Invisible Pink Unicorn is wrathful against such un-pink and unkind thoughts and you'll surely be trampled beneath her hooves until you repent of that evil wicked un-pink belief. Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves.


(April 17, 2010 at 9:44 am)Gilligan Wrote: Only the righteous will have immortal souls. Eternal life is a gift from God. Those who refuse will have eternal death.
Wait a nano, you're contradicting yourself Gilligan, then how do all the dead even manage to come back to judgement day to be killed again to begin with? They're already dead and gone.


Gilligan Wrote:What happens between physical death and the final Judgment is open for speculation. Some believe reincarnation occurs until then. According to this, each person will have a life review (not the Last Judgment) after death to determine karma for the next inarnation.
Karma? Reincarnation? Gilligan these aren't even Christian beliefs i.e. the resurrection, they're Hindu, Jain, Sikh and Buddhist ideals. As an atheist I have to ask you honestly: What do you believe?
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