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Living Biblically
#11
RE: Living Biblically
(June 23, 2015 at 7:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: -I will not sell an Israelite as a slave.  An Englishman, sure...

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Good luck with that one - "Britons never, never, never / Will be slaves", remember. Reality TV zombies and sub-z-list 'famous for being famous' nonentities, perhaps.
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#12
RE: Living Biblically
I would never keep a Brit as a slave!

The whingeing would drive me nuts!

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#13
RE: Living Biblically
Of course, but it would be terribly erudite and well-mannered.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#14
RE: Living Biblically
Aren't you guys already "slaves" to the monarchy?
I don't recall any of them doing a hard day's work.
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#15
RE: Living Biblically
Waking up to "God Save the Queen" every morning might be a bit much, though.
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#16
RE: Living Biblically
(June 23, 2015 at 10:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Aren't you guys already "slaves" to the monarchy?
I don't recall any of them doing a hard day's work.

I'm the Aussie who shouts, "Republic!  Republic!"  whenever I hear comments about the royals.
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#17
RE: Living Biblically
Yes, the "God help save the queen" shit would send me up the wall as well.

The royals are a mess of tangled, self-fertilised genetics. Entertaining, if you like that soap opera stuff, but nobody with any real sense actually takes any notice.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#18
RE: Living Biblically
They're fine for the tourists - yes, I've been there and to the Tower - but I have absolutely no interest in the daily comings and goings of the royals.

Now, if they made ME Empress of the British Empire (or the world, for that matter) it would be much more fun.

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#19
RE: Living Biblically
You'll have to smite any Moabites (or was it Medianites?) that wander by.

You cannot remember Amelek.

You'll need to wither fig trees (check Wiki first so you can recognize them)

No mixing cheese with meat

Have your priest examine any discharge you may produce and look over any rash or blemish that occurs

you should probably avoid Hamites (black people) just to be sure

God has a weird phobia about iron carriages, so plan on walking every where unless you have a Cozy Coupe.
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#20
RE: Living Biblically
(June 23, 2015 at 11:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You'll have to smite any Moabites (or was it Medianites?) that wander by.

You cannot remember Amelek.

You'll need to wither fig trees (check Wiki first so you can recognize them)

No mixing cheese with meat

Have your priest examine any discharge you may produce and look over any rash or blemish that occurs

you should probably avoid Hamites (black people) just to be sure

God has a weird phobia about iron carriages, so plan on walking every where unless you have a Cozy Coupe.

Yup, even in those days priests were pervs.

Wonder if that's why so many are these days?  Because it's biblically mandated . . .
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