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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 10:09 pm
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(June 23, 2015 at 7:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: -I will not sell an Israelite as a slave. An Englishman, sure...
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Good luck with that one - "Britons never, never, never / Will be slaves", remember. Reality TV zombies and sub-z-list 'famous for being famous' nonentities, perhaps.
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 10:22 pm
I would never keep a Brit as a slave!
The whingeing would drive me nuts!
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 10:37 pm
Of course, but it would be terribly erudite and well-mannered.
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 10:41 pm
Aren't you guys already "slaves" to the monarchy?
I don't recall any of them doing a hard day's work.
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 10:41 pm
Waking up to "God Save the Queen" every morning might be a bit much, though.
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 10:42 pm
(June 23, 2015 at 10:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Aren't you guys already "slaves" to the monarchy?
I don't recall any of them doing a hard day's work.
I'm the Aussie who shouts, "Republic! Republic!" whenever I hear comments about the royals.
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 10:46 pm
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Yes, the "God help save the queen" shit would send me up the wall as well.
The royals are a mess of tangled, self-fertilised genetics. Entertaining, if you like that soap opera stuff, but nobody with any real sense actually takes any notice.
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 10:50 pm
They're fine for the tourists - yes, I've been there and to the Tower - but I have absolutely no interest in the daily comings and goings of the royals.
Now, if they made ME Empress of the British Empire (or the world, for that matter) it would be much more fun.
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 11:38 pm
You'll have to smite any Moabites (or was it Medianites?) that wander by.
You cannot remember Amelek.
You'll need to wither fig trees (check Wiki first so you can recognize them)
No mixing cheese with meat
Have your priest examine any discharge you may produce and look over any rash or blemish that occurs
you should probably avoid Hamites (black people) just to be sure
God has a weird phobia about iron carriages, so plan on walking every where unless you have a Cozy Coupe.
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RE: Living Biblically
June 23, 2015 at 11:40 pm
(June 23, 2015 at 11:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You'll have to smite any Moabites (or was it Medianites?) that wander by.
You cannot remember Amelek.
You'll need to wither fig trees (check Wiki first so you can recognize them)
No mixing cheese with meat
Have your priest examine any discharge you may produce and look over any rash or blemish that occurs
you should probably avoid Hamites (black people) just to be sure
God has a weird phobia about iron carriages, so plan on walking every where unless you have a Cozy Coupe.
Yup, even in those days priests were pervs.
Wonder if that's why so many are these days? Because it's biblically mandated . . .
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