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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 1, 2015 at 10:40 pm
(July 1, 2015 at 1:25 am)whateverist Wrote: Are you available to organize closets?
No!!!!! Just think of that sock that got left in the hamper. Because the one that got washed is a single, it's gonna get eaten!!!!!!!!
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 1, 2015 at 10:42 pm
(June 30, 2015 at 9:26 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: Here's my M&Minizing protocol:
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(1) Arrange in pairs by color into a rainbow (as photographed)
(2) Make sure all the M-stamped sides are face-up. If the M&M isn't stamped it immediately gets eaten.
(3) Eat the singles first, in order of which color has the largest quantity (above, I'd eat the red single before the green single).
(4) Eat from the largest quantity color column until it equals the next-highest quantity - (above, I'd eat the reds until they equaled the blue column, IOW each column had 8 M&Ms).
(4 Sub-rule) If eating classic M&Ms I must eat the M&Ms two at a time, chewing one M&M on each side of my mouth; if eating peanut butter M&Ms I eat them one at a time (they're bigger than classic M&Ms) but bite the M&M in half and chew one half the M&M on either side of my mouth. This sub-rule is operational when I eat M&Ms in the dark or cannot otherwise M&Minize. This rule must always be followed!!!
(5) Once I get equal columns of colors, I start eating them, by color, per the step 4 sub-rule, from right to left (above, I would eat the two blues before the two reds; when the red and blue columns equal the yellow, I'd eat blues, then yellows, then reds) until I have the same number of M&Ms in all the colors* across my arrangement.
* Unless, of course, there was a single of one color, or it wasn't stamped with an M or I just didn't get that color in my bag.
Eating M&Ms is a big deal for me.
So...
Do you M&Minize?
No, but then I'm not COMPLETELY insane . . .
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 2, 2015 at 12:59 am
(July 1, 2015 at 10:42 pm)Beccs Wrote: (June 30, 2015 at 9:26 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: So...
Do you M&Minize?
No, but then I'm not COMPLETELY insane . . .
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 2, 2015 at 1:12 am
I might just buy a pack of M&Ms to do this.
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 2, 2015 at 1:21 am
I just ate a whole tupperware (tiny one, no worries) of M&M s PB, Lifesavers gummies, and Lifesavers gummies sour.
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 2, 2015 at 3:12 pm
(July 2, 2015 at 1:21 am)c172 Wrote: I just ate a whole tupperware (tiny one, no worries) of M&M s PB, Lifesavers gummies, and Lifesavers gummies sour.
Let us know when you're released from the hospital after falling into a diabetic coma. 
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 2, 2015 at 4:40 pm
I cannot in good conscience eat green M&M's because as a child it was indoctrinated into me that we are all born from the green ones.
Therefore, it would not be right for me to eat all those children.
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 2, 2015 at 4:58 pm
(July 2, 2015 at 4:40 pm)Judi Lynn Wrote: I cannot in good conscience eat green M&M's because as a child it was indoctrinated into me that we are all born from the green ones.
Therefore, it would not be right for me to eat all those children.
Send them to c172, I'm sure he'll eat 'em for you
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 2, 2015 at 5:00 pm
I ate one just now. Five more to go. At least 17 others, plus Ritz chips.
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RE: Do you M&Minize?
July 2, 2015 at 5:05 pm
Ack!!! Baby killer!!!
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