I'll only be sad if there are consequences for the animals other than the taste of that guy's aftershave lingering a little too long in the water. As for that guy-- that is an absolutely brilliant way to win his Darwin arward! Fuck him.
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Alligator Kills Man
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 (July 5, 2015 at 12:04 am)Nope Wrote: [...] Some people are desperate for attention. Nobody does this sort of stuff without an audience (well - maybe some seriously mentally ill people - but they're more likely to simply walk into traffic, or out of a window, than to look for more "exciting" ways to off themselves). Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irvin, who was killed by a stingray in 2006 was a prime example of that. I have no sympathy for the morons, although obviously I do feel sorry for their families, who are affected the most by their stupidity.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
 (July 5, 2015 at 1:21 am)AFTT47 Wrote: What gets me about this kind of thing is that it's ALWAYS a guy. Anytime you hear that somebody jumped the fence at the local zoo and tried to wrestle down the leopard (and is now in the ER getting 950 stitches), there is no need to inquire about the sex of the individual. It's a man - ten out of ten times. When will we learn? You don't fuck the alligator. The alligator fucks you. It means that when a woman is a feminist who tells you that men and women are equal, she is really being insulting to women. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
Some people think that they are invincible and don't consider consequences of actions. Were mind altering substances involved? I think he was wearing a beer t-shirt.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Crocodilians are one of the few animal species that see Humans as food. Not like "It's wounded or starving, so it's hunting Humans", it's like they see us and think food right away. You don't say screw the gators. You take them seriously.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (July 5, 2015 at 1:21 am)AFTT47 Wrote: What gets me about this kind of thing is that it's ALWAYS a guy. Anytime you hear that somebody jumped the fence at the local zoo and tried to wrestle down the leopard (and is now in the ER getting 950 stitches), there is no need to inquire about the sex of the individual. It's a man - ten out of ten times. When will we learn? You don't fuck the alligator. The alligator fucks you. Yeah, like 200,000 years' worth of women choosing the stupid show off stud have nothing to do with this. 
Just saw this on the web, and all one can think is "what a fucking idiot".
Hippos kill more humans than alligators or crocks.
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