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Just When You Think The Catholics
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(April 19, 2010 at 1:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: BEIRUT -- A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

I can prove it's not true. Since last month stripclubs are illegal in Iceland. Within 3 weeks a volcano erupts. Coincidence? I don't think so.
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God is angry and wrathful! He enjoyed watching the shows.
A finite number of monkeys with a finite number of typewriters and a finite amount of time could eventually reproduce 4chan.
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#13
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/insanity on
Hmmmm...

Madness... + Nuclear bomb going off = No madness.

Oh, make sure to get the sane out of the country befor dropping the bomb.
Or simply nuke the hell out of them, to make sure the insane can't escape.
*Evil laughter*

Devil
/insanity off

Honestly...

I wish they could be more intelligent than that.
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#14
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Here's a tip: Don't build a city that's surrounded by fault lines. You might get an earthquake once in a while.
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(April 20, 2010 at 4:17 am)Loki_999 Wrote:
(April 20, 2010 at 2:44 am)Minimalist Wrote: I like the way you think, Loki.


Which says a lot about both of us!


Cheers, now give me some rep bitch! Big Grin



I have never figured out how to do that. I was going to ask once but then I forgot about it.

(Short-term memory is one of the first things to go!)
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Click on a person's name. Next to 'Reputation:' you will see a number and then [details] [Rate]. Click on [Rate] and choose +1, Neutral, or -1. Now give a brief reason for the rating and... done.
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Grazie...
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#18
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It is as ridiculous as blaming Katrina on the Gays, school shootings on celebrities, and AIDS on condoms. I am truly fascinated with the amount of retardation a fundamentalist has. I almost want to think it literally has something to do with the brain, a deformity, but who knows. I just can't wrap my own mind around the idea that people can truly be this severely autistic without actually being severely autistic.
T H E • M U L T I V E R S E • T H E O R Y
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(April 19, 2010 at 1:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote: are the stupidest motherfuckers in the world, some towel-head jumps up to reclaim the title for Islam!

Assholiness to an astonishing degree!

Moronic assholes at that! Yeah, earthquakes are caused by women dressing "immodestly". I'd like to see the scientific research to back that up!

I have no respect for religion in general, but I especially piss on Islam. I'd love to shit on a Koran in the middle of a mosque. I really can't believe that any woman would willingly be a part of a religion that treats them like children and cattle. Of course, they probably don't have much of a choice...
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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(April 20, 2010 at 12:31 pm)Thor Wrote: I'd love to shit on a Koran in the middle of a mosque.

Good luck getting out with all your body parts attached.
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