The Asswipes Can't Wait

[Minimalist]

Perhaps God rather than 'smiteing people' simply removed His 'protection' from us and has turned us over to Satan to do with what he wills as per the story of Job.

Or as Christ said rain falls on the Just as well as the wicked.

Maybe you should talk to Franklin, Drippy.  I'm sure you could convince him.

You know....asshole to asshole.

[Rhondazvous]

for their fucking god to smite someone.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/franklin...e-rainbow/

Franklin Graham warns wrathful God could smite Obama with lightning over gay pride rainbow

So how come its the red states with their homophobic legislatures that seem to get shit on the most?


http://www.dailyjournal.net/view/story/d...r-Oklahoma

NORMAN, Oklahoma — A flash flood watch has been issued for much of Oklahoma as another round of heavy rainfall approaches.
The National Weather Service in Norman says heavy rainfall and possible flash flooding are possible through Wednesday evening.
Forecasters say a slow moving front will move into northern and central Oklahoma Monday evening. The front combined with warm, moist air will enhance shower and thunderstorm development as well as the possibility of flash flooding.

Perhaps god is on the other side?


Or more likely, weather has nothing to do with your imaginary god, you dickhead.

Yeah, I remember hurricane Sandy taught Tagg Romney that his arms too short to box with Obama. And before that hurricane Gustave broke up the Republican National Convention after James Dobson (leader of the Focus on the Family ministry) urged Christians to pray for a deluge of rain on the DNC.

There may not be a god up there, but there is definitely poetic justice in this world.

[Rhondazvous]

Perhaps God rather than 'smiteing people' simply removed His 'protection' from us and has turned us over to Satan to do with what he wills as per the story of Job.

Or as Christ said rain falls on the Just as well as the wicked.

Drippy, maybe you should steer clear of threads about rain. Why leave yourself open like that?

[Iroscato]

Perhaps God rather than 'smiteing people' simply removed His 'protection' from us and has turned us over to Satan to do with what he wills as per the story of Job.

Or as Christ said rain falls on the Just as well as the wicked.

Wait, I thought he wasn't big on protection? Causes AIDS, remember.

[Pyrrho]

Perhaps God rather than 'smiteing people' simply removed His 'protection' from us and has turned us over to Satan to do with what he wills as per the story of Job.

Or as Christ said rain falls on the Just as well as the wicked.

Wait, I thought he wasn't big on protection? Causes AIDS, remember.

Oh yeah.  That proves that god's favorite type of people are lesbians.  They get AIDS less than the general public.  I guess god isn't all bad...

[Rhondazvous]

Need I mention the 9 in South Carolina? What nasty secret did god know about their private lives that justifies his letting them be murdered? Didn't Roof say they were rapping his women? Maybe he walked in on an orgy.

He maketh his rain of bullets to fall on the good and the evil.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Need I mention the 9 in South Carolina? What nasty secret did god know about their private lives that justifies his letting them be murdered? Didn't Roof say they were rapping his women?  Maybe he walked in on an orgy.

He maketh his rain of bullets to fall on the good and the evil.

According to the fairy tale a magic number of believers have to be killed before Jesus returns.  So every little bit helps.  Who knows when the magic number will be reached?  It might take 100 billion but they all add up.  It's biblical.

[robvalue]

In the old days, god's aim was sound as a dollar pound. If he wanted you dead, you dead. Bam, headshot. Set on fire, lighting up the butt, turned into tasty snacks, whatever.

Now he's lost his bottle or something and just throws random occurrences in the vague direction of stuff that is pissing him off. He just sprinkles this special miracle dust on it that only believers can detect so they know it wasn't just a natural event that happened anyway.

[Rhondazvous]

The Brothers Grimm and Alfred Hitchcock didn't have nothing on you guys. You're gruesome.

[Anomalocaris]

Perhaps God rather than 'smiteing people' simply removed His 'protection' from us and has turned us over to Satan to do with what he wills as per the story of Job.

Or as Christ said rain falls on the Just as well as the wicked.

Or as Christ said, God is so great that his presence makes it exactly as if there never was no god, and yet he still makes the likes of drich live in fear, loathing and idiot delusion.

On the second thought, God really doesn't need to be so great, or indeed need to be anything at all, to make the likes of drich and Franklin graham live in fear, loathing and idiot delusion.