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LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
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#381
RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 12:12 am
(July 15, 2015 at 11:32 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Oh, and my new favorite word: twatwaffles.

Sounds terribly dirty yet makes me hungry... Huh
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#382
RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 12:23 am
(July 16, 2015 at 12:12 am)Spooky Wrote:
(July 15, 2015 at 11:32 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Oh, and my new favorite word: twatwaffles.

Sounds terribly dirty yet makes me hungry... Huh

A little bit of syrup makes everything all right.

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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 1:09 am
(July 15, 2015 at 8:43 pm)Godschild Wrote:

Quote:I don't need to stop nothing, I'll post what I see as the truth just as you do. When one of use stand up against evolution you all go off the deep end and tell us we do not understand science ( we are put down because we do not accept your beliefs). I've sat and studied with many good scientist that were given their degrees from public, state run universities. I will not accept something were scientist are caught in lies and try and indoctrinate our children with lies.

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I wonder why Christians who don't believe in evolution seem to be the very ones who always mistreat their fellow man.
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#384
RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 1:49 am
They haven't evolved very far.  In fact, they still seem to be dirt.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 3:45 am
(July 16, 2015 at 1:49 am)Minimalist Wrote: They haven't evolved very far.  In fact, they still seem to be dirt.

But I thought all women were ribs?

Damn, between twatwaffles and rib-women, I need a snack.  Or something  Sad
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 7:27 am
(July 15, 2015 at 11:32 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Oh, and my new favorite word: twatwaffles.

LOL I've been using that word for years. It's what I call my ex. Or... TW for short. It's code because my stupid mother (read: egg donor) enlisted the help of a snitch on FB and said snitch was sending her copies of posts, which she was sending to my ex, which he was forwarding to his atty. Got one in the mail three years ago where the good ol' egg donor wrote down "What or who is TW?"

I laughed so hard at that because she had no clue and was just totally ignorant. Still is. Annnnnny Way....

Yeah, Twat waffle is an excellent name. Just don't google it.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 8:48 am
(July 15, 2015 at 8:43 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(July 15, 2015 at 5:17 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Okay... you need to stop this. All you theists who try this shit, and I've seen it twice in this very thread, need to quit using this scummy little tactic. "If you don't agree with me, there's something wrong with you," might fly in your churches, but out here we can spot it a mile off, and frankly you should be ashamed of needing to deploy such mealy mouthed nonsense. You are all better than this argument: let it go.

I don't need to stop nothing, I'll post what I see as the truth just as you do. When one of use stand up against evolution you all go off the deep end and tell us we do not understand science ( we are put down because we do not accept your beliefs). I've sat and studied with many good scientist that were given their degrees from public, state run universities. I will not accept something were scientist are caught in lies and try and indoctrinate our children with lies.

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Wait...so you don't believe in evolution? Do you teach children not to believe in evolution? If so, you deserve to be put down. All your blubbering about being "put down because of your beliefs" is nothing but a cry for pity and an argument from emotion. The fact is, your beliefs are archaic, destructive, and scientifically incorrect.

Humans do not rise from the dead. Gaud does not speak whole worlds into existence over the course of a few days. A being cannot be all-knowing, all-present, all-powerful, and all-loving and behave the way Jehovah is purported to behave in the bible. To put it bluntly, your religion and all others should be socially stigmatized and marginalized until they're either entirely gone or at least no longer such a threat to human progress.

Your shit is wack, yo.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 8:54 am
(July 16, 2015 at 7:27 am)Judi Lynn Wrote:
(July 15, 2015 at 11:32 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Oh, and my new favorite word: twatwaffles.

LOL I've been using that word for years. It's what I call my ex. Or... TW for short. It's code because my stupid mother (read: egg donor) enlisted the help of a snitch on FB and said snitch was sending her copies of posts, which she was sending to my ex, which he was forwarding to his atty. Got one in the mail three years ago where the good ol' egg donor wrote down "What or who is TW?"

I laughed so hard at that because she had no clue and was just totally ignorant. Still is. Annnnnny Way....

Yeah, Twat waffle is an excellent name. Just don't google it.

you know i have to here we go....
oh thats funny and gives me a great image in my head i can treasure forever. thanks.
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#389
RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 10:34 am
I told you not to do it.
Bleach can't erase that no matter how much of it you use.
You were warned. lmfao
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 16, 2015 at 10:54 am
OH, I knew about blue waffle long ago.

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