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LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 18, 2015 at 11:25 pm
(July 18, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Simple. And don't jump ahead...just answer the question.

What happens when we die?

Nothing.

No matter how insecure or scared you, me, or anybody else may feel about death, nothing happens. What happens when you turn your cell phone off?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 18, 2015 at 11:33 pm
Everyone I know immediately wants to contact me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 18, 2015 at 11:34 pm
(July 18, 2015 at 11:33 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Everyone I know immediately wants to contact me.

Only cause they want to know where you left the remote.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 19, 2015 at 3:04 am
I was dead for a very long time before I was alive. It was uneventful. I expect more of the same.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 19, 2015 at 3:48 am
(July 18, 2015 at 11:25 pm)Spooky Wrote:
(July 18, 2015 at 10:11 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: Simple. And don't jump ahead...just answer the question.

What happens when we die?

Nothing.
Have any evidence to back that up?
(July 18, 2015 at 11:25 pm)Spooky Wrote: No matter how insecure or scared you, me, or anybody else may feel about death, nothing happens.  What happens when you turn your cell phone off?
Terrible analogy,
Your cellphone isn't conscious.
Your cellphone can be turned on an off.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 19, 2015 at 3:51 am
As evidenced by this and multiple other threads, your brain can be turned on and off too, Huggies. QED
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 19, 2015 at 3:52 am
(July 18, 2015 at 6:34 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Where are those rock crushing fanatics when you need them?

Ooooooh, here! HERE!! That's me, I'm here!! What did I miss?!
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#518
RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 19, 2015 at 3:55 am
@ Huggy: what do you think happens when we die? Where's your evidence?

And, please do your research before linking us to long-debunked apologetics articles.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 19, 2015 at 4:01 am
I interviewed 100 people who had recently died, and I asked them what happens after death.

They all refused to comment.
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RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 19, 2015 at 7:34 am
(July 19, 2015 at 4:01 am)robvalue Wrote: I interviewed 100 people who had recently died, and I asked them what happens after death.

They all refused to comment.

Stuck up bastards, eh?
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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